Thread: ‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

Undertaker discovered Colombian woman was alive at funeral home

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35462323/ns/health-more_health_news/?gt1=43001

I wonder if they still charged her for the embalming.

She survived for about 10 hours on life support, but then seemingly didn't respond to resuscitation efforts following a second attack.

Memo to doctor, lifting up her arm and shouting " hello, are you awake?" clearly doesn't count as a resuscitation attempt :woohoo:

That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.

well you'd think that she's at least wait for him to finish before waking up ..

Prophet wrote:

That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.

This poor woman would look like an acrobat of sex comparing her to a woman I knew long time ago

El Vikingo wrote:

Prophet wrote:

That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.

This poor woman would look like an acrobat of sex comparing her to a woman I knew long time ago

I have no idea what that means, but, it's still funnier than hell.

Prophet wrote:

El Vikingo wrote:

Prophet wrote:

That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.

This poor woman would look like an acrobat of sex comparing her to a woman I knew long time ago

I have no idea what that means, but, it's still funnier than hell.

It's in Spanish, but I'm pretty sure it asks who was stiffer, the corpse or the undertaker?

This topic has taken the word inappropriate to a new level.

jargomcfargo wrote:

Prophet wrote:

El Vikingo wrote:

Prophet wrote:

That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.

This poor woman would look like an acrobat of sex comparing her to a woman I knew long time ago

I have no idea what that means, but, it's still funnier than hell.

It's in Spanish, but I'm pretty sure it asks who was stiffer, the corpse or the undertaker?

*rimshot*