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    ‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    Undertaker discovered Colombian woman was alive at funeral home

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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    I wonder if they still charged her for the embalming.
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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    She survived for about 10 hours on life support, but then seemingly didn't respond to resuscitation efforts following a second attack.
    Memo to doctor, lifting up her arm and shouting " hello, are you awake?" clearly doesn't count as a resuscitation attempt :woohoo:
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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.
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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    well you'd think that she's at least wait for him to finish before waking up ..
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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    Prophet wrote:
    That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.
    This poor woman would look like an acrobat of sex comparing her to a woman I knew long time ago
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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    El Vikingo wrote:
    Prophet wrote:
    That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.
    This poor woman would look like an acrobat of sex comparing her to a woman I knew long time ago
    I have no idea what that means, but, it's still funnier than hell.
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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    Prophet wrote:
    El Vikingo wrote:
    Prophet wrote:
    That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.
    This poor woman would look like an acrobat of sex comparing her to a woman I knew long time ago
    I have no idea what that means, but, it's still funnier than hell.
    It's in Spanish, but I'm pretty sure it asks who was stiffer, the corpse or the undertaker?
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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    This topic has taken the word inappropriate to a new level.
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    Re:‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins

    jargomcfargo wrote:
    Prophet wrote:
    El Vikingo wrote:
    Prophet wrote:
    That situation would really bum out a necrophiliac mortician.
    This poor woman would look like an acrobat of sex comparing her to a woman I knew long time ago
    I have no idea what that means, but, it's still funnier than hell.
    It's in Spanish, but I'm pretty sure it asks who was stiffer, the corpse or the undertaker?
    *rimshot*

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