Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box

[size=12pt]Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box[/size]
March 22, 2008 | Issue 44•12
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Why do I bother writing the disclamers?
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ITHACA, NY—After weeks of being sleepy all the time and never finishing his din-din at night, area daddy Howard Lewis was put in a bye-bye box early Monday morning so that he could go on a vacation with the birds and clouds in the sky...

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In Ryan's depiction, Daddy gets to play with Ryan's teddy bear, Porky, while in his cool underground box.

PPO covers new "Ground" with that one.
:o

Less people would die if you ate onions

"Prophet" wrote:

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[size=12pt]Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box[/size]
March 22, 2008 | Issue 44•12
[size=1pt]Disclaimer: Your pets have more intelligence than you if you believed this story to be true.
Why do I bother writing the disclamers?
If you are so retarded that you believe articles from the onion you are most likely not bright enough to read the disclaimer.[/size]

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ITHACA, NY—After weeks of being sleepy all the time and never finishing his din-din at night, area daddy Howard Lewis was put in a bye-bye box early Monday morning so that he could go on a vacation with the birds and clouds in the sky...

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http://www.theonion.com/content/file...-R.article.jpg
In Ryan's depiction, Daddy gets to play with Ryan's teddy bear, Porky, while in his cool underground box.

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I can see Ryan's teddy in there, but it also looks like they buried him with a live family pet that's trying to get the hell out of the bye-bye box.