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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    "Zeus" wrote:
    That's why my daughter's BR is on the 2nd floor.
    Little punk would need a big goddamn ladder to get in.

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    If I end up having a daughter one day, it will be impossible for anyone to get to her room without me knowing about it. On the second floor, tucked away right in the middle of the house like a castle with a mout around it
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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    "Zeus" wrote:
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    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    Sounds perfectly rational to me.
    Of course, I also have a daughter...
    +1

    Does the underage daughter have any right to invite a boy into her room to perform statutory rape on her?
    Methinks not.
    Yeah but the boy was underage too, so how is that statutory rape?

    With that said, it's your house - your rules.


    It would be really hard not to murder and/or castrate that little punk ass bastard.
    The article doesn't state that, but, you're right.
    If they're both underage then it's not rape.

    And I wouldn't push the rape thing anyway, to be honest.
    I would beat his ass, sure.

    That's why my daughter's BR is on the 2nd floor.
    Little punk would need a big goddamn ladder to get in.

    =Z=
    I don't know florida's laws, but in NJ if both "parties"(shit happens when you party naked) are under the age of 16, there can be a maximum 36 month age gap. The same age gap applies for if one of the participating "parties" is over 16(the legal age of consent in NJ). And if both are over, it's all good.

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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    This sounds all too familar.
    Did the dad happen to be McKinnie?
    I hope not.
    He will be suspended for the rest of the year.
    ;D

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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    Im the guy you dont want your daughter around

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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    Of course there is this part too...
    Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
    There is this new thing called COMMUNICATION.
    You might want to try it with your daughter sometime...
    Yup.

    +1

    I was just talking to a handful of friends about stuff like this..
    I told them that she'd better be over 30 years old before she sees a guy. (of course, I was exagerating..
    you get the point)
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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    "gregair13" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    That's why my daughter's BR is on the 2nd floor.
    Little punk would need a big goddamn ladder to get in.

    =Z=
    If I end up having a daughter one day, it will be impossible for anyone to get to her room without me knowing about it. On the second floor, tucked away right in the middle of the house like a castle with a mout around it
    perhaps steel bars on the window?

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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    LOL. It brings back such fond memories of my youth. I was once chased by an irate father wielding a police baton. I was 15 and had just finished my business and was climbing out of her window when her Dad met me outside. He took a swing. I ducked and ran. He chased me through the yard and onto the street. I being well away from him began to run circles around him while he took random swings. I was a cocky kid, and would come in close and then dart away as he swung his stick. I deserved to get hit, but I wasn't.
    As a father myself, I can understand his emotion, and could see myself going after such a kid as I was; but, she was the neighborhood pit stop at 3 in the morning. I was just one of many that climbed through that window. Sometimes, I would go to her window and find she was already occupied. Dad needed to spend more time communicating with her. If her store wasn't open, there wouldn't have been any customers. If this guy's daughter was anything like my neighborhood girl, then he needs to put the pipe away and concentrate on her ideals.

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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    dude, this is what cars are for. never bone her in her house with her parents home, no matter what time of day, my cardinal rule. cars, my house while empty, and her house while empty are the only places i do stuff like this.

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    Re: Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    Sounds perfectly rational to me.
    Of course, I also have a daughter...
    +1

    Does the underage daughter have any right to invite a boy into her room to perform statutory rape on her?
    Methinks not.
    Yeah but the boy was underage too, so how is that statutory rape?

    With that said, it's your house - your rules.


    It would be really hard not to murder and/or castrate that little punk ass bastard.
    The article doesn't state that, but, you're right.
    If they're both underage then it's not rape.

    And I wouldn't push the rape thing anyway, to be honest.
    I would beat his ass, sure.

    That's why my daughter's BR is on the 2nd floor.
    Little punk would need a big goddamn ladder to get in.

    =Z=
    If your Daughter is half as smart as you she would figure out a rope is far easier to hide than a ladder.

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