Thread: DA VINCI CODE CRACKED !

DA VINCI CODE
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>Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
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> It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at
>least three thousand years old!
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> The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
>archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
>They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the
>meaning of the markings.
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>The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said:
>"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. Yo
>can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so
>they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next
>drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them." Even
>further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means
>that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from
>the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means
>they were evidently Hebrews.
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>The audience applauded enthusiastically.
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>Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
>"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel,
>Dig The arse On That Chick

But since EVERYONE is an IDIOT, the little guy might have been wrong too!
LOL

LOL, that's pretty good!!