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    DA VINCI CODE CRACKED !

    DA VINCI CODE
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    >Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
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    > It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at
    >least three thousand years old!
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    > The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
    >archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
    >They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the
    >meaning of the markings.
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    >The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said:
    >"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. Yo
    >can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so
    >they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next
    >drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them." Even
    >further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means
    >that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from
    >the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means
    >they were evidently Hebrews.
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    >The audience applauded enthusiastically.
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    >Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
    >"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel,
    >Dig The arse On That Chick


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    Re: DA VINCI CODE CRACKED !

    But since EVERYONE is an IDIOT, the little guy might have been wrong too!
    LOL
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: DA VINCI CODE CRACKED !

    LOL, that's pretty good!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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