Crazy Laws

**gregair13** · 01-27-2006, 02:31 AM

what woudl they do if they caught someone sleeping naked? would they get arrested. now thats comedy

**V4L** · 01-27-2006, 02:33 AM

I spose Singer...

More like guidlines then I guess

**VKG4LFE** · 01-27-2006, 03:02 AM

Wisconsin:

-People at or below the IQ level of 80 may not reproduce.

In conclusion the only people that SHOULD reproduce in sconny are VKG4LFE and his gf (after many, many, many practice sessions) and other viking fans that unfortunately living in sconny.

**singersp** · 01-27-2006, 03:23 AM

"VKG4LFE" wrote:

Wisconsin:

-People at or below the IQ level of 80 may not reproduce.

In conclusion the only people that SHOULD reproduce in sconny are VKG4LFE and his gf (after many, many, many practice sessions) and other viking fans that unfortunately living in sconny.

That is why us Viking fans thrive over here. :wink:

We feed off the stupidity of the cheesedicks.

Notice how the Wisconsin law states you cannot "worry" the squirrels?

There's no mention of sheep or goats in that law!

**FedjeViking** · 01-27-2006, 03:27 AM

"VikesfaninWis" wrote:

What scares me is that some of if not all of these things have had to of happened for them to make the law up.. Some weird a$$ people out there

Even more scary...some of these laws are still in force!!

**audioghost** · 01-27-2006, 03:29 AM

Hows this for a crazy law in Minny:

Nobody may pay a fraction of a percent for a new Vikings stadium unless 60% of the people OK it....

50% should be enough....majority rules minority rights!

**V4L** · 01-27-2006, 03:30 AM

I got a crazy one..

Marijuana is illegal! Jk man

**singersp** · 01-27-2006, 03:41 AM

There was a crazy one I remember in that book I read about a law that was either on the books in LaCrosse, WI or the state as a whole.

A woman was not allowed to drive a car on Sundays, unless a man was walking 50 feet in front of the vehicle waving a red flag! :lol:

The 50 feet might be off, but it was some given distance.

**BBQ Platypus** · 01-27-2006, 02:42 PM

I think there's a law in Chicago that says that it's illegal to intoxicate a fish. It's a holdover from when bootleggers would dump their moonshine into the Chicago River or Lake Michigan if they got caught by police during Prohibition, which would mean that the cops had no evidence against them and they had to go free. Making it illegal to intoxicate a fish made sure that they could get arrested for something.

**singersp** · 01-27-2006, 02:53 PM

"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

I think there's a law in Chicago that says that it's illegal to intoxicate a fish. It's a holdover from when bootleggers would dump their moonshine into the Chicago River or Lake Michigan if they got caught by police during Prohibition, which would mean that the cops had no evidence against them and they had to go free. Making it illegal to intoxicate a fish made sure that they could get arrested for something.

How would they know if the fish was intoxicated?

Would they make it swim a straight line or what? :grin: