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    Crazy Laws

    I thought this was kind of funny, here are the some weird laws for Minnesota. If you want to check out some from other states here is the link...
    http://www.crazylaws.com/

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    • A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
    • A Minnesota tax form is quite thorough. Some would say too thorough. It even asks for your date of death.
    • A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
    • A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
    • All bathtubs must have feet.
    • All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
    • Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
    • Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
    • Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
    • Every man in Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard.
    • Grand Haven: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
    • Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
    • Harper Woods: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
    • Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
    • In Duluth, Minnesota it is illegal to allow animals to sleep in a bakery.
    • In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)
    • It is illegal to sleep naked.
    • It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
    • It used to be legal in Minnesota to sell rolled candy on Sunday, and illegal to sell flat candy. The wafer people have gotten this one repealed.
    • Minneapolis: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street
    • Minnesota has repealed its so-called "Twinkie" law, under which a Minneapolis City Council candidate was indicted for dispensing $34 worth of Twinkies, Ho-Hos, cookies, Kool-Aid and coffee to some senior citizens.
    • Minnesotans are forbade from teasing skunks.
    • No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
    • Public intoxication is a crime in Pennsylvania but specifically not a crime in Minnesota.
    • Rochester: All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. Smoking while in bed is illegal.
    • St. Cloud: Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
    • There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
    • Virginia: You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
    • Wayland: Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
    • You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
    Kalamazoo: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

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    It's illegal to sleep naked? Well im a criminal then!

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    Re: Crazy Laws

    "WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
    I thought this was kind of funny, here are the some weird laws for Minnesota. If you want to check out some from other states here is the link...
    http://www.crazylaws.com/

    Minnesota
    • A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

    The man is always right!!!


    • All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.

    And all women must go shirtless!!!


    • Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

    Yeah!!!


    • It is illegal to sleep naked.

    That's not good...what if you fall asleep after doing the nasty???


    • There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.

    How much for Mike Krzyzewski's rat face???


    Kalamazoo: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

    What about American Idol tryouts...are they illegal too???
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    What scares me is that some of if not all of these things have had to of happened for them to make the law up.. Some weird a$$ people out there

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    This is a good one in the town my in-laws live in,

    "Kennesaw: Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind."

    At first I thought it was one of those old laws that are still on the books, but it was actually passed in protest of the Brady Bill. Obviousally, they dont enforce it, but kinda cool...

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    • Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.


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    • Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.


    Oh shit, I didn't have a note!

    I'm going to jail!!

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    • La Crosse, WI:

    It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).

    It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.

    It is illegal to play checkers in public.

    You cannot "worry a squirrel.

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    I don't think all of these are real man.. If so not inforced what so ever..

    Like that slipper one.. Most ppl were them around night time!!

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    "Vikez4Lyfe" wrote:
    I don't think all of these are real man.. If so not inforced what so ever..

    Like that slipper one.. Most ppl were them around night time!!
    Those are actual laws & many of them are still on the books. They just don't enforce them.

    There are published books out there, possibly even by the same title, that are out in the book stores.

    I have purused some of them. There are some strange still active laws out there.

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