Thread: Cowboys Coach Claims Rat in Salad

Ewww. Ick.

I am always shocked that something like this can even happen.
I hope they called the health dept. aswell..............I think I'll eat at home, thanks.

UB 40

Rat In Me Kitchen

There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There's a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I'm gonna fix that rat thats what I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna fix that rat.

When you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout
And you give every body the blame,
But when they catch you up,
They will shut you up
And you got no one to blame

Chorus

There's a rat in me kitchen ........ Etc

When you out on the street,
You practice lies and deceipt
And you scandalize my name
But when I catch you up
I'm gonna pull you up
I'm gonna check-out inside your brain

Chorus

There's a rat in me kitchen ....... Etc

when yo deh pon the scene,
You make everyone scream
Because they know your so unjust
But when they catch you up
They will kick you up
Because you someone they cannot trust

Chorus

There's a rat in me kitchen ....... Etc

You invade my space
Make me feel disgraced
And you just don't give a damn
If I had my way
If I had my say
I'd like to see you hang

Chorus

There's a rat in me kitchen ..... Etc

Repeat chorus and fade


And you could relate the verses to his problems with T.O

I was always told when I was little that McDonalds hamburgers are made from monkey meat, so I guess rat salad is possible.

"WVV" wrote:

I was always told when I was little that McDonalds hamburgers are made from monkey meat, so I guess rat salad is possible.

Rat Salad....that's what Eddie wanted to call Van Halen.

Caine