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    Cow Urine - The New Cola

    [size=13pt]Could Cow Urine Cola Make a Splash?[/size]

    Proprietor Says Drink Has Health Benefits; Nutrition Experts Remain Skeptical

    By KAREN RUSSO
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    New Delhi, India, Feb. 16, 2009


    In a country where cows are sacred, drinking their urine is close to godliness. And better yet, it's marketable....

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    Re: Cow Urine - The New Cola

    [size=13pt]Cow urine soft drink is flavour of the month[/size]

    Friday, 13 February 2009 15:53

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    A Hindu organisation in India is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow's urine.

    The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), or National Volunteer Corps, said the bovine beverage is undergoing laboratory tests for the next two to three months but did not give a specific date for its commercial release....


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    Re: Cow Urine - The New Cola


    Yuk, maybe somebody will think it not only cures cancer, but brigtens your teeth at the same time :-X

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    Re: Cow Urine - The New Cola

    Marrdro will love this new cola.

    Hell, he's been drinking piss for years......

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    Re: Cow Urine - The New Cola

    If people will buy it, someone will mass produce it.
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: Cow Urine - The New Cola

    It's a proven fact that everything about cows kick ass. They taste good, they make kick ass coats, we drink their teet juice, and Jared Allen like to pretend he's tying them up. We might as well start drinking their piss, hell in Africa people drink their blood, we should do that too.


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    Re: Cow Urine - The New Cola

    It looks like mountain with out the "mountain dew mouth" side effects. I think this could be a big seller.
    http://www.ms-flossy.com/softdrinks.html

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    Re: Cow Urine - The New Cola

    Cow Urine Cola and the replacement for the twinkie....Road Apple Pie

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