03-01-2006, 04:42 PM #1Prophet Guest
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
03-01-2006, 09:40 PM #2
yeah thats pretty bold. good for that guyWe're bringing purple back.
03-01-2006, 09:52 PM #3Ring of Fame
- Join Date
- Jan 1970
Good one, but belongs on the joke page. :lol:[move]"Our day WILL come!! I just hope I LIVE long enough to see it!"[/move]
03-01-2006, 10:12 PM #4
thats roughwoo out
just two corn cobs shy of a bushel
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