Community Phrase Game

[Webby]

Pick the month you were born in:


January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I did the macarena with
April--------I played with
May----------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July---------I sang to
August-------I had lunch with
September----I pepper sprayed
October------I swallowed
November-----I yelled at
December----- I ran from

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a car
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's spouse (or girlfriend/boyfriend)
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------Chuck Norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a sausage
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------Dubya (Bush)
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm ugly.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want.
Green-------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange------Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I'm in need of attention
Other-------Because I just love it.
none--------Because I cant control myself

Put the phrases together from your answers, type the phrase in the subject box and let's see what we get.

Mine was: September = 3 = white = ’I pepper sprayed a phone because I was high'


Your turn...

[BadlandsVikings]

May 16 blue

I choked on a pickle Because I'm sexy and do what I want.

[cogitans]

I did the macarena with a phone, Because I'm sexy and do what I want.

(March 3rd, Blue)

[singersp]

I had lunch with my brother, because I was drunk.

[Benet]

I choked on a pickle because I was high.

(May 16, white wifebeater).

[NordicNed]

I swallowed a paperclip, because the voices told me to.......LMAO

Oct. 1st. Red

[UndisputedVike]

I swallowed my brother, because the voices told me to.

ROFL

[Stonecoldet3]

July 26 White

I sang to my sister because I was high. :lol:

[PurplePumpkin]

I had lunch with Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and do what I want. :lol:

[panzerwulf]

I played with an ipod because I was drunk>