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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam
were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
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1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
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2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
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3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
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4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
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6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
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7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
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8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
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9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
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10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
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11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
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12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
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And the best one of all..
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13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
# 13 is the best ;D