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    Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    * 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

    * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle BellsJingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    Very nice

    Good to see some holiday laughs

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    Listen very closely when kids sing Christmas carols,
    This is what you just might hear!


    Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

    We three kings of porridge and tar

    On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

    Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

    He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

    Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

    With the jelly toast proclaim

    Olive, the other reindeer.

    Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

    Sleep in heavenly peas

    In the meadow we can build a snowman,



    Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

    You'll go down in Listerine

    Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

    O come, froggy faithful

    You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

    Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
    LMAO.
    It's like talking to my three year old...
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    Good one BLV.
    ;D
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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    Very funny Marrdro and BLV...I like them. It's OK that I like them, right? Is that OK with you guys? You're sure it's OK, right? Just wanted to be sure, OK?...
    ;D
    Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L. Mencken

    Come from the land of the ice and snow...

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    Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

    "VikingMike" wrote:
    Very funny Marrdro and BLV...I like them. It's OK that I like them, right? Is that OK with you guys? You're sure it's OK, right? Just wanted to be sure, OK?...
    ;D
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