Thread: Chinese Proverbs

Thought you might enjoy some of these! I thought they were pretty funny, and I can relate to some!!

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Nice.

ROFLMAO
VKG4LFE That was great thanks :headbang: :downtown:

I just tried to take a page out of your book casper!!