Children find woman's head on beach

**BadlandsVikings** · 04-02-2008, 08:00 PM

LONDON (Reuters) - Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman's severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday.

The discovery, along with a hand, was made in the town of Arbroath, Tayside police said. "Officers attended at a stretch of foreshore near to South Street shortly after 10:30 a.m. after the grim discovery was made by children playing on the beach," a statement said...........

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/od_nm/head_dc;_ylt=Ap6a38PpMxdRFI4nByFe7UUuQE4F

**Prophet** · 04-03-2008, 07:02 AM

I wonder if they played soccer with it for a while before they reported it.

**VikingMike** · 04-03-2008, 07:21 AM

"Prophet" wrote:

I wonder if they played soccer with it for a while before they reported it.

LOL, and they scored on a header..........(groaning).

**PurpleTide** · 04-03-2008, 07:33 AM

Used to collect seashells at the beach..... Oh how the times have changed.

**singersp** · 04-03-2008, 07:42 AM

Note to self: Never go to the beach hoping to get a little head.

**PurpleTide** · 04-03-2008, 07:56 AM

Perhaps just a hand job eh singer.... :-X

**singersp** · 04-03-2008, 08:03 AM

"PurpleTide" wrote:

Perhaps just a hand job eh singer.... :-X

Well then, a person could just find a severed hand on the beach.

That's why I always hope to find money.

**Zeus** · 04-03-2008, 08:06 AM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

LONDON (Reuters) - Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman's severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday.

The discovery, along with a hand, was made in the town of Arbroath, Tayside police said. "Officers attended at a stretch of foreshore near to South Street shortly after 10:30 a.m. after the grim discovery was made by children playing on the beach," a statement said...........

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/od_nm/head_dc;_ylt=Ap6a38PpMxdRFI4nByFe7UUuQE4F

Marrdro and the Magic Metal Detector Of Love would have found that head, the hand, a nipple ring, half an ankle, 10 vintage pop-tops, a buffalo nickle and the lost gold of the Incas on that beach.

=Z=

**singersp** · 04-03-2008, 08:08 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

LONDON (Reuters) - Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman's severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday.

The discovery, along with a hand, was made in the town of Arbroath, Tayside police said. "Officers attended at a stretch of foreshore near to South Street shortly after 10:30 a.m. after the grim discovery was made by children playing on the beach," a statement said...........

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/od_nm/head_dc;_ylt=Ap6a38PpMxdRFI4nByFe7UUuQE4F

Marrdro and the Magic Metal Detector Of Love would have found that head, the hand, a nipple ring, half an ankle, 10 vintage pop-tops, a buffalo nickle and the lost gold of the Incas on that beach.

=Z=

But he still wouldn't have been able to find someone to wipe his ass.

He probably should just resort to Depends.
:P

**Prophet** · 04-03-2008, 08:08 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

LONDON (Reuters) - Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman's severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday.

The discovery, along with a hand, was made in the town of Arbroath, Tayside police said. "Officers attended at a stretch of foreshore near to South Street shortly after 10:30 a.m. after the grim discovery was made by children playing on the beach," a statement said...........

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/od_nm/head_dc;_ylt=Ap6a38PpMxdRFI4nByFe7UUuQE4F

Marrdro and the Magic Metal Detector Of Love would have found that head, the hand, a nipple ring, half an ankle, 10 vintage pop-tops, a buffalo nickle and the lost gold of the Incas on that beach.

=Z=

No doubt, he goes on IR for a couple of days and the world goes to hell.