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    Children find woman's head on beach

    LONDON (Reuters) - Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman's severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday.

    The discovery, along with a hand, was made in the town of Arbroath, Tayside police said. "Officers attended at a stretch of foreshore near to South Street shortly after 10:30 a.m. after the grim discovery was made by children playing on the beach," a statement said...........
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/od_nm/head_dc;_ylt=Ap6a38PpMxdRFI4nByFe7UUuQE4F

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    Re: Children find woman's head on beach

    I wonder if they played soccer with it for a while before they reported it.
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    Re: Children find woman's head on beach

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    I wonder if they played soccer with it for a while before they reported it.

    LOL, and they scored on a header..........(groaning).
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    Re: Children find woman's head on beach


    Used to collect seashells at the beach..... Oh how the times have changed.

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    Re: Children find woman's head on beach

    Note to self: Never go to the beach hoping to get a little head.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Children find woman's head on beach


    Perhaps just a hand job eh singer.... :-X

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    Perhaps just a hand job eh singer.... :-X
    Well then, a person could just find a severed hand on the beach.

    That's why I always hope to find money.

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    Re: Children find woman's head on beach

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    LONDON (Reuters) - Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman's severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday.

    The discovery, along with a hand, was made in the town of Arbroath, Tayside police said. "Officers attended at a stretch of foreshore near to South Street shortly after 10:30 a.m. after the grim discovery was made by children playing on the beach," a statement said...........
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/od_nm/head_dc;_ylt=Ap6a38PpMxdRFI4nByFe7UUuQE4F
    Marrdro and the Magic Metal Detector Of Love would have found that head, the hand, a nipple ring, half an ankle, 10 vintage pop-tops, a buffalo nickle and the lost gold of the Incas on that beach.

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    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    LONDON (Reuters) - Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman's severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday.

    The discovery, along with a hand, was made in the town of Arbroath, Tayside police said. "Officers attended at a stretch of foreshore near to South Street shortly after 10:30 a.m. after the grim discovery was made by children playing on the beach," a statement said...........
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/od_nm/head_dc;_ylt=Ap6a38PpMxdRFI4nByFe7UUuQE4F
    Marrdro and the Magic Metal Detector Of Love would have found that head, the hand, a nipple ring, half an ankle, 10 vintage pop-tops, a buffalo nickle and the lost gold of the Incas on that beach.

    =Z=
    But he still wouldn't have been able to find someone to wipe his ass.

    He probably should just resort to Depends.
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    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    LONDON (Reuters) - Children playing on a Scottish beach discovered a woman's severed head in a plastic bag, police said on Tuesday.

    The discovery, along with a hand, was made in the town of Arbroath, Tayside police said. "Officers attended at a stretch of foreshore near to South Street shortly after 10:30 a.m. after the grim discovery was made by children playing on the beach," a statement said...........
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080401/od_nm/head_dc;_ylt=Ap6a38PpMxdRFI4nByFe7UUuQE4F
    Marrdro and the Magic Metal Detector Of Love would have found that head, the hand, a nipple ring, half an ankle, 10 vintage pop-tops, a buffalo nickle and the lost gold of the Incas on that beach.

    =Z=
    No doubt, he goes on IR for a couple of days and the world goes to hell.
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