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    Cheesy attack leads to assault charge

    DES MOINES, Iowa - A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.

    The bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said.

    The police report said "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

    Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.

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    Re: Cheesy attack leads to assault charge

    ...The police report said "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."
    Cheeto dust is evil.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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