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    Del Rio Guest

    Cheese

    Fine.........................

    A boy goes up to his father


    And says "Daddy, I had a dream last night, where a crow came up to me and told my uncle was going to die." So I told him it was just a dream and not to worry about it.

    The next morning we get a call from his Aunt Amie, and she told us his uncle Jae had been killed at work in a freak accident. And of course, I was too upset to even remember my son's dream.

    But the next day he came up to me and said "I had a dream where the same crow came to me and said "you're dad's going to die." So I told him to relax it was just a dream. But I couldn't sleep at all last night, I was freaked out, I didn't want to say anything to my girlfriend about it.

    So this morning rolls around, and I'm out front watering the lawn when the mail gets here, and there's a different mailman, so I asked "Did Tom get the day off?" and the new guy said "No, he died in his sleep last night"

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    ElBarto is offline Starter
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    Cheese

    Worst. Joke. Ever :wink:
    My head is spinning round, I don t know what to do...

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    Del Rio Guest

    Cheese

    Hence the title.

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    Cheese

    Not bad. I'll admit, I had to think about it for a second!

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    Re: Cheese

    "Del Rio" wrote:
    Fine.........................

    A boy goes up to his father


    And says "Daddy, I had a dream last night, where a crow came up to me and told my uncle was going to die." So I told him it was just a dream and not to worry about it.

    The next morning we get a call from his Aunt Amie, and she told us his uncle Jae had been killed at work in a freak accident. And of course, I was too upset to even remember my son's dream.

    But the next day he came up to me and said "I had a dream where the same crow came to me and said "you're dad's going to die." So I told him to relax it was just a dream. But I couldn't sleep at all last night, I was freaked out, I didn't want to say anything to my girlfriend about it.

    So this morning rolls around, and I'm out front watering the lawn when the mail gets here, and there's a different mailman, so I asked "Did Tom get the day off?" and the new guy said "No, he died in his sleep last night"
    If you are going to turn a life experience of yours into an anonymous joke, you might want to change the wording a little bit more! :lol:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    chippewavike is offline Rookie
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    Cheese

    hey I got a joke,
    why does donavan mcnabb eat soup off a plate???
    -because he chokes in a bowl

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