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    Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    I just read this on Overheard In New York:

    Production assistant: Lindsay, we need you right away.
    Lindsay Lohan: Oh my God! Don't talk to me like I'm some kind of normal person!

    --7th Ave & 9th St

    Overheard by: Ethan

    Lindsay Lohan Overheard in New York

    .. And it got me thinking; if you had the chance, which celebrities, actors, writers, sportsmen and women, or indeed any famous face, would you slap? Try and keep the list managable, let's say a maximum of 10 names.

    And you can't say Paris Hilton; that's too easy.

    For me it would be:

    1. Any and all participants in Big Brother, past and present. (I can cheat on my own topic and have them all count as one celebrity, because let's be honest they'll never be true celebrities).

    2. Yoko - Do I have to explain why?

    3. Fiddy Cent - He's taking over the world, one white suburb at a time. And I swear to God if I see one more white boy wearing G-Unit shoes the next time you'll see me will be in the dock trying to explain why I bludgeoned a 15 year old white kid from Yorkshire to death with a mobile phone (because that's all I had on me at the time).

    4. Sven-Goran Eriksson - If not for his past misdemeanours while in the England job, his affairs with Ulrika Jonsson and Faria Alam, his courtship of Chelsea and his subsequent raise as a result, then for his decision to take Theo Walcott to the World Cup over Jermaine Defoe and Darren Bent.

    5. Eminem - One of 3 rappers I can tolerate, even enjoy, and he retires because his last album sucked!? Get pissed off, get back in the studio, and drop an album that warrants our hype after the "Straight From The Lab EP" hit the internet!

    6. Tony Blair - Selling out your party and their principles (which I agree with) so you can reduce government expenditure and blame the decline in public services on everyone OTHER than yourself and your policies? For shame.

    7. George W. Bush - For leading Tony Blair, who's too naive to make a foreign policy decision without checking out Bush's position first.


    Eh, that about does it for me.. I'm sure if I was in a bad mood I could easily come up with a hundred names, but I'm feeling pretty good today! :grin:

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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    "Benet" wrote:
    And you can't say Paris Hilton; that's too easy.
    I still wouldn't mind giving her a spanking.

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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    Jane Fonda
    Rosie O'Donnel

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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    It would be easier to come up with a list of celebrities that don't need a slap.

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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    Barbra Streisand
    John Kerry
    Madonna
    Tom Cruise
    Katie Holmes
    Kanye West
    George Bush
    Melissa Etheridge
    Jesse Jackson
    Any Politician- because pretty much all of them are the same


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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    congressman murtha
    john madden
    bret favre
    bruce arena
    al sharpton
    michale moore

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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    definetly Michael Moore in many ways he deserves that or a pie in the face but then I guess he would just eat it off. In Europe he was saying that americans are lazy I mean maybe he should look in the mirror once in awhile.


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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    Tom Cruise(he's just crazy)
    Oprah(what a fraud)
    Angelina Jolie(I am tired of hearing about this skank)
    George Clooney(he's annoying)

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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    The Dixi Chicks and Jane Fonda
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    Re: Celebrities That Need A Slap..

    George W. Bush

    Constatine Moralis ( Last years American Idol contestant)

    Ace Young ( This years American Idol contestant)

    The whole Atlanta Braves team for playing such piss poor baseball..

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