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    Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    A father-to-be tried to kill his cat by cooking it in a microwave because she had scratched his hand.

    Stephen Stacey, 20, of Portsmouth, placed the animal inside the kitchen appliance for five seconds - causing the feline to cook from the inside.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2027821/Cat-survives-cooked-microwave-thug-Stephen-Stacey.html

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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    when I saw the title, I thought it was going to be something about a Chinese restaurant.

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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    He wasn't trying that hard if he only did it for 5 seconds
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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    This gives a whole new meaning to the term hot pussy.

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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    Thought this was going to be yet another attempt to sue a microwave company because there was no warning not to put live animals in the microwave.

    Several years ago, when microwaves were relatively new, a woman tried to dry her wet cat in one & it killed it. She successfully sued the company for lack of a warning.

    PETA is going to be all over this guys ass.

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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    Ugh.. stupid chav.. smdh.

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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    Quote Originally Posted by "singersp" #1105120
    Thought this was going to be yet another attempt to sue a microwave company because there was no warning not to put live animals in the microwave.

    Several years ago, when microwaves were relatively new, a woman tried to dry her wet cat in one & it killed it. She successfully sued the company for lack of a warning.

    PETA is going to be all over this guys ass.
    People really need to learn how the shit they own works.

    Would she put her cat in the oven, dryer or grill to dry it off? Then why would she put it in the microwave? And how many women don't own a hairdryer?

    Idiots.

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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    People are idiots. We know this. Have known it for years.
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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    Should have tried 45 seconds.

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    Re: Cat survives being cooked in microwave

    Quote Originally Posted by "singersp" #1105119
    This gives a whole new meaning to the term hot pussy.
    So wrong. Funny as hell, but so wrong...
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