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    Can you identify those panties, ma'am?

    FORT COLLINS, Colo. - Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State University.

    Chih Hsien Wu, 43, is suspected of stealing $6,000 worth of undergarments between Sept. 23 and May 18. He was arrested on suspicion of felony theft, and his bail was set Wednesday at $15,000. It was not known whether he had an attorney.

    Police issued the invitation as part of an effort to see how many victims there are.

    But they won't get to reclaim their undergarments — at least not yet. Police say that once the case is closed, the victims can reclaim their underwear — if they still want it back.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070524/ap_on_fe_st/odd_underwear_theft;_ylt=AuBr6lm1xDNaNYZHEHcvTn4sQ E4F

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    Re: Can you identify those panties, ma'am?

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    FORT COLLINS, Colo. - Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State University.

    Chih Hsien Wu, 43, is suspected of stealing $6,000 worth of undergarments between Sept. 23 and May 18. He was arrested on suspicion of felony theft, and his bail was set Wednesday at $15,000. It was not known whether he had an attorney.

    Police issued the invitation as part of an effort to see how many victims there are.

    But they won't get to reclaim their undergarments — at least not yet. Police say that once the case is closed, the victims can reclaim their underwear — if they still want it back.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070524/ap_on_fe_st/odd_underwear_theft;_ylt=AuBr6lm1xDNaNYZHEHcvTn4sQ E4F
    I wonder if our Captain Underpants, Mr. Woo, is in fact the underpants thief Mr. Wu?
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    Re: Can you identify those panties, ma'am?

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    FORT COLLINS, Colo. - Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State University.

    Chih Hsien Wu, 43, is suspected of stealing $6,000 worth of undergarments between Sept. 23 and May 18. He was arrested on suspicion of felony theft, and his bail was set Wednesday at $15,000. It was not known whether he had an attorney.
    Police issued the invitation as part of an effort to see how many victims there are.

    But they won't get to reclaim their undergarments — at least not yet. Police say that once the case is closed, the victims can reclaim their underwear — if they still want it back.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070524/ap_on_fe_st/odd_underwear_theft;_ylt=AuBr6lm1xDNaNYZHEHcvTn4sQ E4F
    Wonder if the attorney gets 40% of the panties....Cajun will be calling him soon

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    Re: Can you identify those panties, ma'am?

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    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    FORT COLLINS, Colo. - Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State University.

    Chih Hsien Wu, 43, is suspected of stealing $6,000 worth of undergarments between Sept. 23 and May 18. He was arrested on suspicion of felony theft, and his bail was set Wednesday at $15,000. It was not known whether he had an attorney.

    Police issued the invitation as part of an effort to see how many victims there are.

    But they won't get to reclaim their undergarments — at least not yet. Police say that once the case is closed, the victims can reclaim their underwear — if they still want it back.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070524/ap_on_fe_st/odd_underwear_theft;_ylt=AuBr6lm1xDNaNYZHEHcvTn4sQ E4F
    I wonder if our Captain Underpants, Mr. Woo, is in fact the underpants thief Mr. Wu?
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    Could be, that might be the reason he says he's a new calmer woo.

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    Re: Can you identify those panties, ma'am?

    I wonder if anyone will claim the ones with skidmarks

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    Yes officer....I believe these are mine!

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    Re: Can you identify those panties, ma'am?

    My concern would be some guys showing up claiming their panties.....

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