Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 20
  1. #1
    purplehorn is offline Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    1,374

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    > >>One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he
    >>saw two
    >>men along the roadside eating grass.
    >>
    >>Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
    >>investigate. He
    >>asked one man,
    >>
    >>"Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have money for food," the
    >>poor man
    >>replied.
    >>
    >>"Well, then, you can come with me to my house" the lawyer said.
    >>
    >>"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me."
    >>
    >>"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor
    >>man he
    >>stated, "You come with us also."
    >>
    >>The second man then, in a pitiful voice said, "But sir, I also have
    >>a wife
    >>and SIX children with me!"
    >>
    >>Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
    >>They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
    >>large
    >>as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to
    >>the
    >>lawyer and said,
    >>
    >>"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
    >>
    >>The lawyer replied, " Glad to do it.......... You'll love my
    >>place; the grass is almost a foot high."
    >
    >
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

  2. #2
    cajunvike's Avatar
    cajunvike is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    32,063

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    Thanks for the tip...now I won't have to cut my grass anymore!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

  3. #3
    purplehorn is offline Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    1,374

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Thanks for the tip...
    [size=7px][/size]

    No sweat Bro :lol:
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

  4. #4
    ultravikingfan's Avatar
    ultravikingfan is offline Administrator
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    NE Ohio
    Posts
    24,514

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    Good one!!! :salute:

  5. #5
    TheAnimal93 is offline Team Alumni
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    2,308

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    send them to me this spring. i have lots of weeds.

  6. #6
    cajunvike's Avatar
    cajunvike is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    32,063

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    "TheAnimal93" wrote:
    send them to me this spring. i have lots of weed.
    You must be one happy dude then!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

  7. #7
    ultravikingfan's Avatar
    ultravikingfan is offline Administrator
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    NE Ohio
    Posts
    24,514

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "TheAnimal93" wrote:
    send them to me this spring. i have lots of weed.
    You must be one happy dude then!
    Shame on you Cajun! Where did Animals "s" go?

    Animal: Moss style!

  8. #8
    blackstarz18's Avatar
    blackstarz18 is offline Coordinator
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    797

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    lmfao ultra!! love it!
    "one thing about a birthday suit, it s always in style.
    And if it loses its shape it can be altered"

  9. #9
    TheAnimal93 is offline Team Alumni
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    2,308

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    hey,,, i should have known. i should have known better. roflmao!!
    what else do you expect a couple of hicks to do in their off time???

    a black sabbath song comes to mind!

  10. #10
    ultravikingfan's Avatar
    ultravikingfan is offline Administrator
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    NE Ohio
    Posts
    24,514

    Cajun, Who says attorneys aren't nice people?

    "TheAnimal93" wrote:
    hey,,, i should have known. i should have known better. roflmao!!
    what else do you expect a couple of hicks to do in their off time???

    a black sabbath song comes to mind!
    "I am Iron Lung"

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Guns don't kill people, INTs kill people
    By Zeus in forum General NFL Discussion
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 01-21-2010, 11:53 AM
  2. Ex-Viking 'People Eater' became a people helper
    By singersp in forum Vikings Fan Forum
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 06-05-2009, 07:28 AM
  3. Stupid Questions by Attorneys
    By Marrdro in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 03-24-2008, 09:37 AM
  4. Nice hit. Nice block.
    By Prophet in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 08-08-2007, 12:10 PM
  5. Vikings: Attorneys request dismissal of cruise charges
    By singersp in forum Vikings Fan Forum
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-23-2006, 03:43 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •