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    Re: Buy your own country!

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    [quote author=Acumen link=topic=30572.msg521630#msg521630 date=1168362501]
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    Almost accurate, the women would be intelligent and beautiful...prerequisite for citizenship.
    Then none of us are going to get laid!!!!

    =Z=
    That's how we keep our sanity, we have to earn the right by keeping sharp.
    Not much to do on an island country so if you don't have intelligent women eveyone's mind will turn to mush and someone else will take over the island.
    Au contraire.
    The intelligent women will find a way to dominate the males and take over the island from within.
    Ensuring that the female population is dumb and docile will keep internal strife to a minimum and free the males up for important tasks like manning the ramparts and black-topping roads.

    But they all need to be hot.
    That's your pre-requisite for citizenship.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    That is already a condition, hot and intelligent.
    Who cares if they take over?
    The armies will be happy and nobody will be able to take over the country...fighting the good fight.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    [quote author=AWZeus link=topic=30572.msg521637#msg521637 date=1168362865]
    [quote author=Acumen link=topic=30572.msg521630#msg521630 date=1168362501]
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    Almost accurate, the women would be intelligent and beautiful...prerequisite for citizenship.
    Then none of us are going to get laid!!!!

    =Z=
    That's how we keep our sanity, we have to earn the right by keeping sharp.
    Not much to do on an island country so if you don't have intelligent women eveyone's mind will turn to mush and someone else will take over the island.
    Au contraire.
    The intelligent women will find a way to dominate the males and take over the island from within.
    Ensuring that the female population is dumb and docile will keep internal strife to a minimum and free the males up for important tasks like manning the ramparts and black-topping roads.

    But they all need to be hot.
    That's your pre-requisite for citizenship.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    That is already a condition, hot and intelligent.
    Who cares if they take over?
    The armies will be happy and nobody will be able to take over the country...fighting the good fight.
    [/quote]

    Think man!
    Once they take over - they'll realize they REALLY only need us for the sperm!
    And the men will end up lining up once a week to "donate", which really takes the fun out of it.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    [quote author=Acumen link=topic=30572.msg521639#msg521639 date=1168362940]
    [quote author=AWZeus link=topic=30572.msg521637#msg521637 date=1168362865]
    [quote author=Acumen link=topic=30572.msg521630#msg521630 date=1168362501]
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    Almost accurate, the women would be intelligent and beautiful...prerequisite for citizenship.
    Then none of us are going to get laid!!!!

    =Z=
    That's how we keep our sanity, we have to earn the right by keeping sharp.
    Not much to do on an island country so if you don't have intelligent women eveyone's mind will turn to mush and someone else will take over the island.
    Au contraire.
    The intelligent women will find a way to dominate the males and take over the island from within.
    Ensuring that the female population is dumb and docile will keep internal strife to a minimum and free the males up for important tasks like manning the ramparts and black-topping roads.

    But they all need to be hot.
    That's your pre-requisite for citizenship.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    That is already a condition, hot and intelligent.
    Who cares if they take over?
    The armies will be happy and nobody will be able to take over the country...fighting the good fight.
    [/quote]

    Think man!
    Once they take over - they'll realize they REALLY only need us for the sperm!
    And the men will end up lining up once a week to "donate", which really takes the fun out of it.

    =Z=
    [/quote]

    The bright woman will just weed out the undesirables and keep the studs around for their enjoyment.
    The men won't know the difference, unless you happen to not be one of the studs.
    I just can't fathom being the ruler of an island with only dumb woman, no matter how beautiful they are.
    The intelligence and hot clause would have to stay.

    You can take over an adjacent island and after a decade we'll battle and see which island prevails.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "Acumen" wrote:
    The bright woman will just weed out the undesirables and keep the studs around for their enjoyment.
    The men won't know the difference, unless you happen to not be one of the studs.
    I just can't fathom being the ruler of an island with only dumb woman, no matter how beautiful they are.
    The intelligence and hot clause would have to stay.

    You can take over an adjacent island and after a decade we'll battle and see which island prevails.
    Do you really think the weeding out process is going to result in smart, sports-loving men who can exercise independent thought being allowed to stay on the island?

    The intelligent women will understand that the key to their successful rule is to purge men who would object to their grand plan and keep the dumb guys around.
    Looks aren't as important as docility in this equation.

    I'm telling you - smart women will ruin it all!

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Woman will end up ruling either way.
    The men will give in to their desires and be manipulated to the point of not even knowing that they are being manipulated.
    This is inevitable, so it would be better to be taken over by intelligent women than dumb women.
    Given enough time, the males would lose in either situation.


    Beauty and brains is the answer, you can't go wrong.
    Even our society today appears to be run predominately by men, but women are really running the show.
    It's tough to come up with the combination of beauty and brains, but that combination would be the only way to become a citizen.

    The part where we agree is covered under the 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' clause.
    If there is a diverse enough group of males in the government the women representation will be made up of a range of beauty and intelligence as perceived by the original rulers and they will meet the criteria established in the initial constitution.
    There will have to be a checks and balances system put into place to make sure there aren't any constitutional breeches.


    The flaws in the system would have to be worked out with the living constitutional by-laws.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "Acumen" wrote:
    Woman will end up ruling either way.
    The men will give in to their desires and be manipulated to the point of not even knowing that they are being manipulated.
    This is inevitable, so it would be better to be taken over by intelligent women than dumb women.
    Given enough time, the males would lose in either situation.


    Beauty and brains is the answer, you can't go wrong.
    Even our society today appears to be run predominately by men, but women are really running the show.
    It's tough to come up with the combination of beauty and brains, but that combination would be the only way to become a citizen.

    The part where we agree is covered under the 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' clause.
    If there is a diverse enough group of males in the government the women representation will be made up of a range of beauty and intelligence as perceived by the original rulers and they will meet the criteria established in the initial constitution.
    There will have to be a checks and balances system put into place to make sure there aren't any constitutional breeches.


    The flaws in the system would have to be worked out with the living constitutional by-laws.
    You'd be better off to rule as a despot.
    Keep your enemies close and your bedroom revolving.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    That would probably be easier.
    Now, it's just a matter of taking over a country.
    Worry about the details of running it later....I think that has been done before.
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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    How much is it rent a corner of Acuphetland?

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    Only 977 million for that! Sign me up.......NOT!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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