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    Buy your own country!

    Buy your own country
    Monday, January 08, 2007
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    Re: Buy your own country!

    Given that its just off the coast of Essex then I'm not surprised that its owned/inhabitated by those of a slightly dodgy IQ. Then again I could think of a view people that I'd like to exile there
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    Re: Buy your own country!

    What a charming place.
    I suppose if you could afford the billion dollars to buy the place, you could afford to fix it up, buy a helicoptor and.... never go there anyways.

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "Acumen" wrote:
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    Almost accurate, the women would be intelligent and beautiful...prerequisite for citizenship.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    Almost accurate, the women would be intelligent and beautiful...prerequisite for citizenship.
    Then none of us are going to get laid!!!!

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    Almost accurate, the women would be intelligent and beautiful...prerequisite for citizenship.
    Then none of us are going to get laid!!!!

    =Z=
    That's how we keep our sanity, we have to earn the right by keeping sharp.
    Not much to do on an island country so if you don't have intelligent women eveyone's mind will turn to mush and someone else will take over the island.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    Almost accurate, the women would be intelligent and beautiful...prerequisite for citizenship.
    Then none of us are going to get laid!!!!

    =Z=
    YOU STILL wouldn't!
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    Re: Buy your own country!

    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Acumen" wrote:
    You could just have a place and make your own constitution and rules...wait I already do that...screw it, I'll just take over some country that actually has a land base.
    Acuphetland!
    Where the beer is cold, the women are dumb and easy and the men aren't afraid to scratch.

    =Z=
    Almost accurate, the women would be intelligent and beautiful...prerequisite for citizenship.
    Then none of us are going to get laid!!!!

    =Z=
    That's how we keep our sanity, we have to earn the right by keeping sharp.
    Not much to do on an island country so if you don't have intelligent women eveyone's mind will turn to mush and someone else will take over the island.
    Au contraire.
    The intelligent women will find a way to dominate the males and take over the island from within.
    Ensuring that the female population is dumb and docile will keep internal strife to a minimum and free the males up for important tasks like manning the ramparts and black-topping roads.

    But they all need to be hot.
    That's your pre-requisite for citizenship.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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