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    Butch The Rooster

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    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens, called pullets) and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

    The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

    But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise"as well.

    ...Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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    Re: Butch The Rooster

    Rooster - Alice in Chains

    Aint found a way to kill me yet
    Eyes burn with stinging sweat
    Seems every path leads me to nowhere
    Wife and kids household pet
    Army green was no safe bet
    The bullets scream to me from somewhere

    Here they come to snuff the rooster
    Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
    You know he aint gonna die
    No, no, no, ya know he aint gonna die

    Walkin tall machine gun man
    They spit on me in my home land
    Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
    Got my pills gainst mosquito death
    My buddys breathin his dyin breath
    Oh God please wont you help me make it through

    Here they come to snuff the rooster
    Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
    You know he aint gonna die
    No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Butch The Rooster

    Priceless. LOL!!

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    Re: Butch The Rooster

    That's Fing funny.

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