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  1. 09-08-2008, 10:09 AM #1
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    Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    [size=12pt]Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage attack[/size]

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    Article Launched: 09/07/2008 03:57:19 PM PDT

    FRESNO, Calif.—Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

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    The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
    Hahahaha....
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  2. 09-08-2008, 10:27 AM #2
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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    Am I the only one who mis-read the first word in the thread title, and thought this thread was about the Rams' QB's pregame rituals?
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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    "josdin00" wrote:
    Am I the only one who mis-read the first word in the thread title, and thought this thread was about the Rams' QB's pregame rituals?
    No, you aren't.
    I was like - "WTF??"

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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "josdin00" wrote:
    Am I the only one who mis-read the first word in the thread title, and thought this thread was about the Rams' QB's pregame rituals?
    No, you aren't.
    I was like - "WTF??"

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    Hahahahaha....
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  5. 09-08-2008, 01:44 PM #5
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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    Wow what really drives people to do some of this shit?

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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    was he planning on eating them or something? no 8" sausage jokes yet?
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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    I thought the same

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  8. 09-08-2008, 02:08 PM #8
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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    Ummm, Ok thats just weird!
    I sent the link to a girl which is a friend, and I said "Nothing like getting hit by a 8 inch sausage while you are a sleep" and she wrote....Well I've had it happen a time or two!
    Gotta love women!
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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    Was the sausage frozen? Because then it would have hurt way more
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    Re: Burglar Wakes Men with Spice Rub, Sausage Attack

    everybody needs a hobby
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