Very odd that I see this hear. Did you know that this joke is considered the funniest joke ever told? Some europeans did an almost 20 year study of hundreds of thousands of jokes and when it was all finally over that was the joke that was determined the funniest joke dver. I dont quite remember how they did it but I just remember that was the Joke.
Bubba is Dead
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to
be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, he's dead."