Thread: Brewers promotion: Baseball and butt exams

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Posted by Adam Godson in The Clubhouse
May 7th, 2007

Nothing sells tickets like a finger in the anus!

The National League is abuzz over the early performance of the 22-10 Milwaukee Brewers. Apparently, they’re not satisfied to kick ass, they want to be elbow deep in it. The Crew is offering free rectal exams at Miller Park on Tuesday, giving free tickets to men who let Freddie Fingers touch their anus. They need promotions to get folks to the park with the Nationals in town, but I’m not sure Dr. Feely is going to pack the house. You’d think they could at least do this on “seat cushion night.”

For some reason, this event also seems to be sponsored by a local television station. If you like reality television, you’ll love watching Bob Uecker take a lubed finger in the cornhole! And why does it have to be done in their 39-foot RV? I know all the skyboxes aren’t rented for this game, why not bring ‘em a little closer to the action. I’m sure there’s extra anal lube in the clubhouse. One thing’s for sure, Luis Castillo has never been happier to be in Minnesota.

The press release says, “screening will be conducted by…physicians and other experts…” Other experts? Besides a doctor, who else would be qualified to inspect the interior of an ass inside a bus? Milwaukee’s last “mystery guest” was the headliner at the 100th anniverary celebration for Harley Davidson. Must I remind everyone who that turned out to be?

This promotion highlights the difference in ownership for the Brewers. Bud Selig was bending over Milwaukee fans for years; at least this time they asked.

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And Zeus is hoping against hope that the Twinks will offer the same promotion!

"cajunvike" wrote:

And Zeus is hoping against hope that the Twinks will offer the same promotion!

I'm not a Twins fan.

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"Zeus" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

And Zeus is hoping against hope that the Twinks will offer the same promotion!

I'm not a Twins fan.

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I am, but that would be enough to make me stop following... ;D

Nothing like eating peanuts, seeing "sausage races", and getting a finger jammed up your ass.

Yup...just another ballgame.

Sounds like fun.
The Selig family will do anything to screw you.