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    Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html

    WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said.

    "She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."

    The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom.

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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    So wait, if she's on the shitter for two years, what'd the boyfriend do, hold it in?

    I guess maybe they had two bathrooms. Housing prices must be low in Wichita if a couple can afford two bathrooms with one of them never leaving.

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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    All girls spend years in the bathroom, just not consecutively. ;D
    At some point their should be a medical diagnosis of "crazy lady" for someone like this.

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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    "The" wrote:
    So wait, if she's on the shitter for two years, what'd the boyfriend do, hold it in?

    I guess maybe they had two bathrooms. Housing prices must be low in Wichita if a couple can afford two bathrooms with one of them never leaving.


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    Can you imagine how long she would have to had sat on the toilet for her to grow into it as described.
    Damn, thats alot of sitting.
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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    It took TWO YEARS for the boyfriend to decide that something was wrong.
    Jesus...
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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    I wonder how she got her food.
    Did she had a cup she dipped in the toilet for a drink of water?

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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    "vikingivan" wrote:
    I wonder how she got her food.
    Did she had a cup she dipped in the toilet for a drink of water?
    HaHa I saw this on Yahoo.com.....I knew someone had to have posted it already...

    To answer your question...the article said that her husband brought her food, drinks, clothing etc.

    2 years tho? WTF? haha


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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    The boyfriend brought her food

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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    that is bizarre

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    Re: Boyfriend: Phobia caused woman's 2-year bathroom stay

    "PhatmanPat94" wrote:
    that is bizarre
    Does that mean no sex for two years.
    Time to find a new girlfriend.
    I guess she was sitting down, so he could just whip it out.

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