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    Blonde Joke

    Two girls, one blonde and the other brunette, decided to go out one night and have some drinks. They walk into a bar and walk up to the bar. The bartended asked them what they would like, and the brunette looked at him and said, "I'll have a GT". The bartended said "fine" and went to make it. The blonde looked at her friend and asked "Whats a GT?". The brunette answered, "A gin and tonic". The bartended comes back with her drink, set it on the bar, and asked the blonde "What would you like?", to which the blonde responded, "I'll have a 15"! Well.....the bartender and the brunette looked at her and asked, "What is a 15"?

    The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Its a 7 & 7"!!!
    I used to be indecisive, now I m not so sure!

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    Re: Blonde Joke

    Good one
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    Re: Blonde Joke

    Lol

    So amazingly stupid, but funny

    In a good way



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    Re: Blonde Joke

    good one. :grin:
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    Re: Blonde Joke

    lol

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    Re: Blonde Joke

    hahahahahahahaha good one.....


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    Re: Blonde Joke

    that was the dumbest but also one of the funniest jokes i have heard

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    Re: Blonde Joke

    LOL I don't know what to think.. Pretty funny but.. Stupid? Well good joke never the less

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    Re: Blonde Joke

    Oldie, but goodie:
    Q: How do you drown a blonde?

    A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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