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    This is better than the "Whizzinator"

    [size=14pt]Woman Pleads in Bizarre Fake Penis Case[/size]

    MCKEESPORT, Pa. - A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

    Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

    Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

    The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

    The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

    Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."
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    Re: This is better than the "Whizzinator"

    I guess it's true.
    There's a woman for every man.

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    Re: This is better than the "Whizzinator"

    "Prophet" wrote:
    I guess it's true.
    There's a woman for every man.
    you got that right....

    "Honey, can you help me microwave my *****?"

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    Re: This is better than the "Whizzinator"

    Gezzz, our censor softwear is too tight. They even used the word penis in the news article!
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    Re: This is better than the "Whizzinator"

    I wonder if they pulled the feathers out of the cock first?.. ;D


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    Re: This is better than the "Whizzinator"

    I want to know if the whole store smelled like pee after she had microwaved it.
    YUCK

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    Re: This is better than the "Whizzinator"

    jeez, what level is the censor set to? ages 3 and under?

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    Re: This is better than the "Whizzinator"

    thats a women after the whizzanotors heart

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