"Marrdro" wrote:
I been doing a mile on the treadmill.
NO WAY my fat ASS does 2 miles...... ;D
I'll get a stick & tie it ontop of your head. On the other end of the stick I'll tie a can of "the beast".

It'll be dangling out there right in front of you. If you run fast enough, you can catch it & it will be yours.