Best pickup lines.

**Paulbedy59** · 05-15-2005, 07:41 PM

Is it hot in here or is it just you!!

**ItalianStallion** · 05-15-2005, 11:39 PM

How 'bout straight from the Fresh Prince:

Baby, I noticed you noticing me, and I just want to put you on notice that I been noticing you too.

**WBLVikeBabe** · 05-16-2005, 05:19 AM

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin

I guess this one could be used on a guy or a girl, I've never used it personally, but found it on a website and thought it was funny.

**ultravikingfan** · 05-16-2005, 05:24 AM

"WBLVikeBabe" wrote:

Do you know karate? Cos gol 'darnit it honey, your body is really kickin

I guess this one could be used on a guy or a girl, I've never used it personally, but found it on a website and thought it was funny.

Do any of our pick-up lines actually work? :lol:

**WBLVikeBabe** · 05-16-2005, 05:29 AM

Haha well honestly the guys I know don't use most of those pick up lines. But I've gotten the heaven ones, and they are pretty cute, haha. I was actually out once with a friend of mine and this guy came up to us and says, "hey my friend over there wants to know how old you ladies are and if you want to go out for a drink" we just kinda laughed and actually turned him down, but I wanted to say well then why didn't your friend come over here himself? haha

**smootpepper** · 05-16-2005, 05:34 AM

"WBLVikeBabe" wrote:

I was actually out once with a friend of mine and this guy came up to us and says, "hey my friend over there wants to know how old you ladies are and if you want to go out for a drink" we just kinda laughed and actually turned him down

I just want you to know you broke my heart that night. :crybaby:

**WBLVikeBabe** · 05-16-2005, 05:46 AM

"smootpepper" wrote:

"WBLVikeBabe" wrote:

I was actually out once with a friend of mine and this guy came up to us and says, "hey my friend over there wants to know how old you ladies are and if you want to go out for a drink" we just kinda laughed and actually turned him down

I just want you to know you broke my heart that night. :crybaby:

Oh cry me a river :roll:

haha

**Ltrey33** · 05-16-2005, 05:52 AM

Girl, you smell like Fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare!

For some other good ones, look up I Wanna B Ur Lover by Wierd Al

**cajunvike** · 05-16-2005, 05:54 AM

"Caine" wrote:

TIPS FROM YOUR OLD UNCLE CAINE

Rule #1: Act like you don't care. Back in my single days, I had far more success not caring than I ever did pursueing. Hotties spend every weekend being deluged by stupid pick-up lines. They're USED to the attention...they EXPECT it. If you don't care, they're suddenly intigued.

Rule #2: Don't expect anything. Even if it looks like the deal is sealed, if you suddenly revert to "Drooling Idiot", you're sunk.

Rule #3: Go to THEIR home. After all, if it turns out that she's really not that appealing (It happens), you DO NOT want them knowing where YOU live. Stalkers suck...I know.

Remember, confidence comes across much better than desperation, and cocky is a complete turn off.

Caine

Coyote love: When you chew off the arm that her head is resting on the next morning, so that you can sneak away without her being able to find you again (used if she turns out to look much worse than she looked through the beer goggles the night before!)

Double coyote love: You chew off your other arm so that isn't able to find the one-armed man (you) that she fell in love with the night before!