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  1. 05-15-2005, 06:01 AM #11
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    Here's my all time favorite...

    Girl you must be Jamacian, becase Jamacian me crazy!
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  2. 05-15-2005, 06:40 AM #12
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    Uh oh, somebody call heaven; theres an angle missing!

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  3. 05-15-2005, 08:23 AM #13
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    One that REALLY works is a simple "How you doin'" in the voice of Joey on "Friends". I swear, every chick watches that show and will find it humorous! Don't come off like a sycho, just laugh and have fun with it.
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  4. 05-15-2005, 09:09 AM #14
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    TIPS FROM YOUR OLD UNCLE CAINE

    Rule #1: Act like you don't care. Back in my single days, I had far more success not caring than I ever did pursueing. Hotties spend every weekend being deluged by stupid pick-up lines. They're USED to the attention...they EXPECT it. If you don't care, they're suddenly intigued.

    Rule #2: Don't expect anything. Even if it looks like the deal is sealed, if you suddenly revert to "Drooling Idiot", you're sunk.

    Rule #3: Go to THEIR home. After all, if it turns out that she's really not that appealing (It happens), you DO NOT want them knowing where YOU live. Stalkers suck...I know.

    Remember, confidence comes across much better than desperation, and cocky is a complete turn off.

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  5. 05-15-2005, 07:17 PM #15
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    Here's a funny one I've heard:

    Q-What has 124 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
    A-My zipper.

    Haven't seen anyone use that though.

    Guns don t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    Do you clean your pants with Widex? Because i can almost see myself in them..

    Haha.. never used it but it sure is hilarious
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  7. 05-15-2005, 07:24 PM #17
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    How about an oldie but goodie?

    I'm the guy your mother warned you about.
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    How about an oldie but goodie?

    I'm the guy your mother warned you about.

    By the looks of your picture I believe you! j/k :lol: :lol:
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  9. 05-15-2005, 07:29 PM #19
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the 5 bucks
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    "shockzilla" wrote:
    How about an oldie but goodie?

    I'm the guy your mother warned you about.

    By the looks of your picture I believe you! j/k :lol: :lol:
    Heh heh - that's funny! One question though: why is it that EVERYONE ASSUMES that that is me in my sig picture?
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