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    smootpepper is offline Pro-Bowler
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    Best pickup lines.

    So whats your best/funniest pickup line you have used or ever heard? And if you did use it, did it work?

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    billvike is offline Pro-Bowler
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    If u were a tear in my eye id never cry for fear of losing u.

    never used it and i wouldent sounds too corny
    Darold "PaPa" Gustafson 1927-2004, Carol Gustafson 1935-2005, U guys are back together in Heaven, We Miss u!!

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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    did it hurt?... when you fell from heaven, that was is corny n just plain dumb, lol

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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? lol thats funny, that was in some movie

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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    i lost my phone number, can i have yours

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    smootpepper is offline Pro-Bowler
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    I actually used this one once.

    If you and I were a couple squirrels, can I come over to your place and bust a nut in your hole?

    The girl and her friends thought it was so funny she actually went on a couple dates with me. Sometimes it pays to get drunk and spout off stupid sayings.

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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

    Be unique and different, just say yes.

    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
    never used any of those, lol pretty funny stuff though

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    smootpepper is offline Pro-Bowler
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    "coreychavous21" wrote:
    Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

    Be unique and different, just say yes.

    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
    never used any of those, lol pretty funny stuff though
    lol, those are some good ones. Im going to give them a try sometime.

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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    "smootpepper" wrote:
    "coreychavous21" wrote:
    Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

    Be unique and different, just say yes.

    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
    never used any of those, lol pretty funny stuff though
    lol, those are some good ones. Im going to give them a try sometime.
    lol, good luck

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    smootpepper is offline Pro-Bowler
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    Re: Best pickup lines.

    "coreychavous21" wrote:
    "smootpepper" wrote:
    "coreychavous21" wrote:
    Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

    Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

    Be unique and different, just say yes.

    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
    never used any of those, lol pretty funny stuff though
    lol, those are some good ones. Im going to give them a try sometime.
    lol, good luck
    All a pickup line has to do is get a smile or a laugh out them and I can handle it from there.

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