Best pickup lines.

**smootpepper** · 05-15-2005, 04:46 AM

So whats your best/funniest pickup line you have used or ever heard? And if you did use it, did it work?

**billvike** · 05-15-2005, 04:50 AM

If u were a tear in my eye id never cry for fear of losing u.

never used it and i wouldent sounds too corny

**cc21** · 05-15-2005, 04:51 AM

did it hurt?... when you fell from heaven, that was is corny n just plain dumb, lol

**cc21** · 05-15-2005, 04:53 AM

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? lol thats funny, that was in some movie

**cc21** · 05-15-2005, 04:54 AM

i lost my phone number, can i have yours

**smootpepper** · 05-15-2005, 04:56 AM

I actually used this one once.

If you and I were a couple squirrels, can I come over to your place and bust a nut in your hole?

The girl and her friends thought it was so funny she actually went on a couple dates with me. Sometimes it pays to get drunk and spout off stupid sayings.

**cc21** · 05-15-2005, 04:59 AM

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
never used any of those, lol pretty funny stuff though

**smootpepper** · 05-15-2005, 05:01 AM

"coreychavous21" wrote:

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
never used any of those, lol pretty funny stuff though

lol, those are some good ones. Im going to give them a try sometime.

**cc21** · 05-15-2005, 05:02 AM

"smootpepper" wrote:

"coreychavous21" wrote:

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
never used any of those, lol pretty funny stuff though

lol, those are some good ones. Im going to give them a try sometime.

lol, good luck

**smootpepper** · 05-15-2005, 05:04 AM

"coreychavous21" wrote:

"smootpepper" wrote:

"coreychavous21" wrote:

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
never used any of those, lol pretty funny stuff though

lol, those are some good ones. Im going to give them a try sometime.

lol, good luck

All a pickup line has to do is get a smile or a laugh out them and I can handle it from there.