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    Best Oxymorons

    Let's see who can come up with the best one. I'll start it off.

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    "24 mil under the cap? there are teams 30 mil over the cap, heck that gives us at least 50 mil to spend"

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    Best Oxymorons

    Military Intelligence - a classic.
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    Government Organization

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    Microsoft Works

    (thats a good one)

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    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    Microsoft Works

    (thats a good one)
    that's pretty good i like that!

    how bout tax return :roll:



    "24 mil under the cap? there are teams 30 mil over the cap, heck that gives us at least 50 mil to spend"

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    Best Oxymorons

    or escaped inmate

    or windows XP (extra performance)



    "24 mil under the cap? there are teams 30 mil over the cap, heck that gives us at least 50 mil to spend"

    CollegeGuyJeff circa 2006

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    Useful Oxymoron

    The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good -Samuel Johnson - lexicographer
    The word genius isn t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theisman

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    How bout trading randy moss. :lol:
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a


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    Jumbo shrimp :scratch:

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    Radiation Safety
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