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    Being declared dead makes life hard

    http://www.wsmv.com/news/15357541/detail.html

    Government Still Declares Living Woman Dead
    Laura Todd Says Situation Prevents Her From Living

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A woman who has been considered dead found out recently that the government still doesn't believe she's alive.

    According to government paperwork, Laura Todd has been dead off and on for eight years, and Todd said there's no end to the complications the situation creates.

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    Re: Being declared dead makes life hard

    ~life is hard..and so am I~

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    wonder if Cajun has used that line before
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    Re: Being declared dead makes life hard

    man that would suck.


    "can i have a beer, mr. bartender?"
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    Re: Being declared dead makes life hard

    I sure the hell wouldn't pay anymore taxes.
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    Re: Being declared dead makes life hard

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I sure the hell wouldn't pay anymore taxes.
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    the 2 sure things in life would be in place (death & taxes)..whats after that? lol

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    Re: Being declared dead makes life hard

    You could pretty much do whatever you want. Can't give the death penalty to someone that is already dead, right?

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    Re: Being declared dead makes life hard

    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Being declared dead makes life hard

    Gotta love Wiki!


    Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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    Re: Being declared dead makes life hard

    haha
    i found a few of those pretty funny

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    Fidel Castro (Cuban leader) in the CNN.com incident. The draft obituary, which had used Ronald Reagan's as a template, described Castro as 'lifeguard, athlete, movie star'.
    Dick Cheney (Vice-President of the United States of Amercia) in the CNN.com incident. The draft obituary, which had been based on the Queen Mother's, described Cheney as 'Queen Consort' and the 'UK's favorite grandmother'.
    # Alice Cooper: in the early 1970s, Melody Maker magazine confused readers by publishing a satirical concert review of the rock musician in the form of a mock obituary. So many fans took it literally that Cooper had to issue a statement, reassuring them: "I'm alive, and drunk as usual."[36]

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