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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    hahaha, that and it's piss water from Milwaukee! haha

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=408]http://www.tjhope.com/stuff/picture_files/beergoggles.jpg[/img]
    lmao, no wonder I don't like 'the beast'.
    Did I ever tell you about "Hogger Night" in New London CT?

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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    I could have been the case study for the experiment.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    "gregair13" wrote:
    I had a song playing about beer googles today at my workout...

    and its totally true about beer. but maybe its the fact that you are just horny and your standards go down
    I first heard this song at the local ren faire years ago. I found a taped copy, and learned how to play it on my guitar. It quickly became one of the most requested songs in my repertoire.

    [size=10pt]The Three Song[/size]
    by the Minstrels of Mayhem

    Well, there once was a man who was looking for a wife
    and he knew what he had in mind
    A pretty little thing who would love him all his life
    he knew not what he would find.

    So he went to an inn where they kindly let him in
    at the sign of the Lion's Den
    A girl he would see, she was probably a three
    on a scale from one to ten

    So he ordered up a beer, but his vision still was clear
    so he ordered up one pint more
    When it passed his lips, he was staring at her hips
    and decided she was probably a four

    Well, when that pint was through, he decided for to woo
    and near to her he came
    and since she was alive, she was probably a five,
    so he asked her for her name

    Well, she looked him in the eye, but she gave him no reply
    and then they brought him a glass of wine
    He was really in a fix, she was looking for a six
    so he said "will you be mine"

    After drink eleven, she was looking like a seven
    In fact, she was really great
    After one more round, surprisingly he found
    he was sitting with an eight.

    When he asked her to dine, he was sure she was a nine
    so he reached for his ring and then...
    he drank another ale, vowed his love would never fail
    and he praised her as a ten

    So now he has a wife, who will love him all his life
    and a long life it will be....
    For when the ale had cleared his head, he wished that he was dead
    'cause he married a minus three!

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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=408]http://www.tjhope.com/stuff/picture_files/beergoggles.jpg[/img]
    That right there explains what you see when you watch the film of the OL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

    From this day forward I will have a new perspective of how you view things. Thanks

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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=408]http://www.tjhope.com/stuff/picture_files/beergoggles.jpg[/img]
    That right there explains what you see when you watch the film of the OL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

    From this day forward I will have a new perspective of how you view things. Thanks
    LOL, my secret is revealed.
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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=408]http://www.tjhope.com/stuff/picture_files/beergoggles.jpg[/img]
    That right there explains what you see when you watch the film of the OL. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

    From this day forward I will have a new perspective of how you view things. Thanks
    LOL, my secret is revealed.
    ;D
    I bet that offense really looks kickass through those. But I can see the design flaw that shields out what is happening in the middle which accounts for your inaccurate assessment of Birk ;D

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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    "I've never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woke up with quite a few"

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    Re: "Beer Goggles" are real.

    "C" wrote:
    I could have been the case study for the experiment.
    LOL, me too. They are real.

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