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  1. 01-31-2005, 04:01 PM #1
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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
    >> >> on
    >> >> the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
    >> >> starts" She
    >> >> looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
    >> >> When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
    >> >> gonna
    >> >> start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a
    >> >> beer.
    >> >> When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
    >> >> "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
    >> >> flop your fat
    >> >> ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
    >> >> around like
    >> >> your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
    >> >> iron
    all day long?"
    The husband sighed. "Oh sh!t, it's started."
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  2. 01-31-2005, 05:06 PM #2
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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    LMAO!!!
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  3. 01-31-2005, 06:20 PM #3
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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    funny
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  4. 01-31-2005, 06:42 PM #4
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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    that was my exwife!!!
    ouch!!
    that poor bastid!
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  5. 01-31-2005, 06:52 PM #5
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    another thread

    You just had to go and start another thread on this didn't you??

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  6. 01-31-2005, 09:00 PM #6
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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    Quick, get purplehorn a beer before VikeBabe starts! J/K.
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  7. 02-02-2005, 05:06 PM #7
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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    heh... why does it have to be the guy that gets the beer... kinda sounds like me... hehe
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  8. 02-02-2005, 09:30 PM #8
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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    heh... why does it have to be the guy that gets the beer... kinda sounds like me... hehe
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