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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
    >> >> on
    >> >> the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
    >> >> starts" She
    >> >> looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
    >> >> When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
    >> >> gonna
    >> >> start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a
    >> >> beer.
    >> >> When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
    >> >> "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
    >> >> flop your fat
    >> >> ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
    >> >> around like
    >> >> your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
    >> >> iron
    all day long?"
    The husband sighed. "Oh sh!t, it's started."
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    LMAO!!!

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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    funny
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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    that was my exwife!!!
    ouch!!
    that poor bastid!

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    another thread

    You just had to go and start another thread on this didn't you??

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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    Quick, get purplehorn a beer before VikeBabe starts! J/K.
    A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    heh... why does it have to be the guy that gets the beer... kinda sounds like me... hehe

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    A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    heh... why does it have to be the guy that gets the beer... kinda sounds like me... hehe
    I'll get you a beer, TNT! How much head do you want?










































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