A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
>> >> on
>> >> the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
>> >> starts" She
>> >> looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
>> >> When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
>> >> gonna
>> >> start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a
>> >> beer.
>> >> When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
>> >> "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
>> >> flop your fat
>> >> ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
>> >> around like
>> >> your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
>> >> iron
all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh sh!t, it's started."
