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    Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

    I'm exercising my ass by doing flexing exercises while typing. Prophet 3:42pm March 16, 2007
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    Foster's hops on green bandwagon
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    Now if they can only come up with a way to derive electricity from the piss of beer drinkers, it would give people another reason to drink without get bitched at from the wife.

    Imagine.........the more beer you drink & piss, the more electricity you generate to heat your home or power the TV. It would give another excuse to drink on Mondays, Thursdays, Saturdays & Sundays & watch football.

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    Re: Beer Battery

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    Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D
    make you alert.
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    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "countrygirl" wrote:
    Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D
    make you alert.
    You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
    I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.
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    Re: Beer Battery

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "countrygirl" wrote:
    Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D
    make you alert.
    You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
    I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.
    well im not mister moneybags. all i get is good old redneck budweiser.
    woo out
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    Re: Beer Battery

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "countrygirl" wrote:
    Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D
    make you alert.
    You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
    I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.
    well im not mister moneybags. all i get is good old redneck budweiser.
    I have no idea what that means, you are too young to drink anyway.
    Where the hell is our liquor supply?
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    Re: Beer Battery

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "countrygirl" wrote:
    Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D
    make you alert.
    You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
    I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.



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    Re: Beer Battery

    "singersp" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "countrygirl" wrote:
    Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D
    make you alert.
    You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
    I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.


    Did you see that episode where they were testing his reaction time and he was slower than hell and the drunker he got the more alert he got?
    Funny stuff.
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    Re: Beer Battery

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    "countrygirl" wrote:
    Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D
    make you alert.
    You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
    I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.


    Did you see that episode where they were testing his reaction time and he was slower than hell and the drunker he got the more alert he got?
    Funny stuff.
    I must have been drunk at the time. I don't recall that episode.

    Loni Anderson was hot though. (As a blonde of course). Not so much when she was a brunette.


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