Beer Battery

**Prophet** · 05-03-2007, 04:31 PM

Foster's hops on green bandwagon
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**countrygirl** · 05-03-2007, 04:44 PM

Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

**singersp** · 05-03-2007, 04:49 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

Foster's hops on green bandwagon
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Last Updated: Wednesday, 2 May 2007, 13:57 GMT 14:57 UK

Now if they can only come up with a way to derive electricity from the piss of beer drinkers, it would give people another reason to drink without get bitched at from the wife.

Imagine.........the more beer you drink & piss, the more electricity you generate to heat your home or power the TV. It would give another excuse to drink on Mondays, Thursdays, Saturdays & Sundays & watch football.

**mr.woo** · 05-03-2007, 04:51 PM

"countrygirl" wrote:

Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

make you alert.

**Prophet** · 05-03-2007, 04:53 PM

"mr.woo" wrote:

"countrygirl" wrote:

Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

make you alert.

You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.

**mr.woo** · 05-03-2007, 04:55 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

"mr.woo" wrote:

"countrygirl" wrote:

Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

make you alert.

You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.

well im not mister moneybags. all i get is good old redneck budweiser.

**Prophet** · 05-03-2007, 04:57 PM

"mr.woo" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"mr.woo" wrote:

"countrygirl" wrote:

Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

make you alert.

You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.

well im not mister moneybags. all i get is good old redneck budweiser.

I have no idea what that means, you are too young to drink anyway.
Where the hell is our liquor supply?

**singersp** · 05-03-2007, 04:57 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

"mr.woo" wrote:

"countrygirl" wrote:

Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

make you alert.

You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.

**Prophet** · 05-03-2007, 04:59 PM

"singersp" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"mr.woo" wrote:

"countrygirl" wrote:

Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

make you alert.

You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.

Did you see that episode where they were testing his reaction time and he was slower than hell and the drunker he got the more alert he got?
Funny stuff.

**singersp** · 05-03-2007, 05:01 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"mr.woo" wrote:

"countrygirl" wrote:

Beer.................is there anything it can't do? ;D

make you alert.

You obviously have never met Johnny Fever.
I have a feeling I am more alert than you after I drink a 12 pack.

Did you see that episode where they were testing his reaction time and he was slower than hell and the drunker he got the more alert he got?
Funny stuff.

I must have been drunk at the time. I don't recall that episode.

Loni Anderson was hot though. (As a blonde of course). Not so much when she was a brunette.