Thread: Bear Eats Goldilocks Porrage
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06-20-2006, 06:46 AM #1
Bear Eats Goldilocks Porrage
WEST VANCOUVER, British Columbia - It was a real-life version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears _ only in reverse _ when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen.
The bear apparently entered through an open sliding glass door, broke a ceramic food container and started eating, West Vancouver police Sgt. Paul Skelton said.
"It sounds like a nursery rhyme, doesn't it?" Skelton said. "At least we have a health-conscious bear on our hands."
Three police officers who went to the home Thursday couldn't get the bear to budge, so authorities let the animal finish its meal.
"The bear didn't appear to be aggressive and wasn't destroying the house, so they just let it do what it was doing and eventually the bear decided to make its way out of the residence and down toward a forested gully," Skelton said. "It ended the best it could."
Skelton said bears in the suburbs north of Vancouver have been coming out of hibernation as hungry as ever but later than usual but this spring because of a heavier than normal snowpack from the winter. The report Thursday was one of six complaints police said they received about bears in the area that day.
Bear Eats Oatmeal in Woman's Kitchen
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06-20-2006, 06:48 AM #2
Re: Bear Eats Goldilocks Porrage
Hahah crazy that he happened to be eating oatmeal, of all things!

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06-20-2006, 08:23 AM #3
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he just wanted a snack =( way to exaggerate! :lol:

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06-20-2006, 08:27 AM #4
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06-20-2006, 08:30 AM #5
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So, was it instant or did the bear have to cook it for awhile??? :lol:
BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE
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06-20-2006, 11:27 AM #6
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There's still some magic in the world.
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06-29-2006, 01:56 AM #7
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THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woo out
just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

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06-29-2006, 01:58 AM #8
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Hey, if Goldilocks was HOT, I would eat her porridge too! :lol:
BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE
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06-29-2006, 02:22 AM #9
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I'm sorry i was hungry!!!!!!! it's not my fault i love porridge
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06-29-2006, 02:54 AM #10
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"cajunvike" wrote:
haha omgHey, if Goldilocks was HOT, I would eat her porridge too! :lol:
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