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    Beached whale gives birth.

    Baby comes as shock
    The mother didn't know she was pregnant until she had carried the fetus to full term.
    By SCOTT MARTINDALE
    THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER
    Friday, March 2, 2007

    [img width=230 height=172]http://www.ocregister.com/newsimages/breaking_news/2007/03/02baby_med.jpg[/img]
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    Re: Beached whale gives birth.

    I kid you not, a woman I worked with..went to the ladies room..and BAM..delivered a child..she didnt have a clue..how the F*** can you NOT know ???
    ???

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    Re: Beached whale gives birth.

    Can't these women feel kicking and moving inside of them?

    I don't believe them.

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    Re: Beached whale gives birth.

    Can you imagine how many beers someone must have drank to sleep with her?
    I would think you would pass out before that would happen.
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    Re: Beached whale gives birth.

    If she was too dumb to know she was pregnant is she smart enough to take care of the kid?


    Mama where did I come from?

    I'm not sure honey, one night I was eating hotdogs and nine months later you showed up.

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    Re: Beached whale gives birth.

    i feel bad for the kid. hopefully she wasn't a heavy drinker, smoker, etc which could lead to negative longterm effects w/ the child

    How do ya like them apples?!

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    Re: Beached whale gives birth.

    "tjohnson" wrote:
    i feel bad for the kid. hopefully she wasn't a heavy drinker, smoker, etc which could lead to negative longterm effects w/ the child
    That's what I always worry about with these people. If they didn't know they were pregnant, what kind of stuff did they do that they wouldn't have done if they knew they were pregnant.

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    "Prophet" wrote:
    Can you imagine how many beers someone must have drank to sleep with her?
    I would think you would pass out before that would happen.
    Apparently, there IS someone...and he wants to marry her!

    "Branum, who lives with her fiancé Walter Edwards II in the Garden Grove house where she grew up..."

    I guess love IS blind!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Beached whale gives birth.

    Haha.... she looks like the mother of Manbearpig


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