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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Did you really kill Osama Bin Laden and who is your birther?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Were have you taken your font/fount of wisdom these days? :whistle:

    Marrdro
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    I see you online.

    If your starting pitcher got lite up for 14 earn runs, what would your next move be?
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Sorry, everyone. I've been quite busy. Things to do, penguins to train, people to kill.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marrdro" #1085387]Ahhhh, one of my favorite threads....

    I have two questions......

    1. I to have, what I percieved to be mouse problems in my shed. Unfortunately whatever it is shirks off my mouse traps (I have the ones that kill) like they are nothing. Assumption was I had something bigger, say a rat. Does the same to rat traps (the ones that kill) and seems to love rat poisining cause its eaten two trays of it.

    I have a live trap for possums and rabbits. Do you recommend I go with that and if so, should I resort to drowning or shooting to put it out of my misery?

    2. Turkey preps for Christmas dinner this year......Deep Fry or put it in the smoker with the Ham?

    I stand by for your answers oh font of wisdom.[/quote]

    Sorry, I'm afraid I don't know anything about trapping or cooking. Whenever I'm not sure of what to do, I typically go to the source of the problem and whack it with a hammer. That usually works. Except for that one time I was having relationship trouble. For some reason, she ended up calling the cops. Still not sure why.

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    Dear BBQ,

    Oh how I long to gaze into your tiny beady black eyes, feel your bill brush against mine. Sitting alone together, gazing at the stars, doing nothing at all. Embracing in a warm hug before bed, and a nice soft gummer when I wake up (Platypi don't have teeth right?)

    I trust you feel the same
    I'm not quite sure I follow you here. You might be thinking of someone else. I understand that we all look the same to you.

    We may not have teeth, but we do have toxic spurs. The males do, anyway. You haven't been sleeping with my sister, have you?

    *brandishes hammer*

    Quote Originally Posted by BadlandsVikings
    Dear BBQ,

    Did you really kill Osama Bin Laden and who is your birther?
    1. No. I'm actually a little annoyed by it. Bastard owed me money.

    Still, I suppose it's karma's way of striking back at me after that time I borrowed 50 bucks from Hitler and never paid him back.

    2. I have a confession to make. During my time moonlighting as a professional wrestler (you know me as the Masked Platman), I claim to hail from parts unknown. But that isn't true. My place of birth is known to all. I was born in a Salvadoran crackhouse in 1974, where I lived until age 6, when, whilst playing stickball with my street urchin friends, I was caught in a mysterious time vortex that brought me ahead 14 years into the future and 3000 miles northward, where I was adopted by a pair of orthinologists with a particular affinity for penguins. And now you know the rest of the story.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marrdro
    Dear BBQ,

    Were have you taken your font/fount of wisdom these days?

    Marrdro
    Mexico.

    Quote Originally Posted by gregair13
    I see you online.

    If your starting pitcher got lite up for 14 earn runs, what would your next move be?
    Stop.



    Hammer time.
    "I can't stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations: terrible places, full of lost luggage and lost souls. And then there's unrequited love, and tyranny, and cruelty. We all have a world of our own terrors to face."
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    BBQ Platypus Presents a Musical Tribute to Steve: Deluxe 30th Anniversary Edition

    Hey, paisanos! My original account is back! The android impostor posing under the screenname bbqplatypus318 has been deactivated, and the parts have been sold to Taco Bell to provide texture for their beef-like substance.

    On another note, this thread sucks and is now about musicians named Steve.

    Steve Howe


    Steve Hackett


    Stevie Ray Vaughn


    Steve Perry


    Yes.
    Last edited by BBQ Platypus; 09-28-2011 at 10:54 PM.


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    I haven't figure out the image linking setup in this new format yet, but I can play that game too!

    Stevie Wonder

    Steve Vai

    Steve Winwood

    Little Steven van Zandt

    more?

    My Meeple is purple. What color is yours?

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    Steven Tyler




    Steve Winwood




    Stevie Wonder


    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    How could we leave out Steve Miller??

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    I think he was flying like an eagle on a big old jet airliner, on his way to swing town looking for some jungle love. What a joker. Keep on rockin' me, baby.

    My Meeple is purple. What color is yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBQ Platypus View Post
    Hey, paisanos! My original account is back! The android impostor posing under the screenname bbqplatypus318 has been deactivated, and the parts have been sold to Taco Bell to provide texture for their beef-like substance.

    On another note, this thread sucks and is now about musicians named Steve.

    Steve Howe
    Crazy. Even before I realized this was a thread about musicians named Steve, I wanted to post a piture of Steve Howe the second I saw you posting musician pictures.

    The guy is the absolute best. No one will ever play like him again. So impressed he was the first musician you posted a picture of. You've always been a favorite of mine, BBQ.

    Relayer is one of my favorite albums of all time. Anywhoo, just payin' my $0.02.

    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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