BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

**bbqplatypus318** · 11-23-2010, 02:48 AM

ILLvike wrote:

Dear BBQ,

What exactly will it take to bring back this thread? I need thou sage words of wisdom for my daily activities

Well, I am partial to the odd bribe every now and then.

I accept cash, handjobs, and glazed donuts.

**gregair13** · 11-25-2010, 07:30 PM

Cheque is in the mail BBQ

**countrygirl** · 11-26-2010, 08:18 PM

Dear BBQ,
I killed two mice today at work. On Wednesday I set two of the sticky kind of traps below the sink in the lunchroom. Now on friday morning I find not one, but TWO dead mice. Should I feel bad that they suufered over the Thanksgiving holiday? First it was squirrels and now this. Do I need to seek help?:S

**singersp** · 11-26-2010, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by "countrygirl" #1079807

Dear BBQ,
I killed two mice today at work. On Wednesday I set two of the sticky kind of traps below the sink in the lunchroom. Now on friday morning I find not one, but TWO dead mice. Should I feel bad that they suufered over the Thanksgiving holiday? First it was squirrels and now this. Do I need to seek help?:S

Dead mice don't suffer. Once they are dead they are dead whether they've been there 1 day or 2.

**countrygirl** · 11-26-2010, 08:37 PM

Yes, but don't they get stuck and die a slow death? They did have a wheat thin with peanutbutter that they must have ate while dying. Ther, I feel better now.

**bbqplatypus318** · 11-28-2010, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by "countrygirl" #1079807

Dear BBQ,
I killed two mice today at work. On Wednesday I set two of the sticky kind of traps below the sink in the lunchroom. Now on friday morning I find not one, but TWO dead mice. Should I feel bad that they suffered over the Thanksgiving holiday? First it was squirrels and now this. Do I need to seek help?:S

Ah, so THAT'S where Larry and Alphonso ended up. I was wondering why they didn't show up last night.

Don't feel too bad. The world won't miss them too much. They were lousy drinking buddies. They STILL owe me $20 from five years ago. And again from last year. And again from six months ago.

Also, I think one of them gave me the plague.

**jkjuggalo** · 11-28-2010, 09:16 PM

The other day I pooped into an ice cream cone and topped it with nuts and a cherry. I took a picture and then threw it in the dog bowl. I was wondering, what's the weirdest thing you've ever done with your fecal matter BBQ?

**countrygirl** · 12-21-2010, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by "countrygirl" #1079807

Dear BBQ,
I killed two mice today at work. On Wednesday I set two of the sticky kind of traps below the sink in the lunchroom. Now on friday morning I find not one, but TWO dead mice. Should I feel bad that they suufered over the Thanksgiving holiday? First it was squirrels and now this. Do I need to seek help?:S

Got another one. :evil: This was a fat gray one. I think he may have been the ringleader.

**Marrdro** · 12-22-2010, 07:15 PM

Ahhhh, one of my favorite threads....

I have two questions......

1. I to have, what I percieved to be mouse problems in my shed. Unfortunately whatever it is shirks off my mouse traps (I have the ones that kill) like they are nothing. Assumption was I had something bigger, say a rat. Does the same to rat traps (the ones that kill) and seems to love rat poisining cause its eaten two trays of it.

I have a live trap for possums and rabbits. Do you recommend I go with that and if so, should I resort to drowning or shooting to put it out of my misery?

2. Turkey preps for Christmas dinner this year......Deep Fry or put it in the smoker with the Ham?

I stand by for your answers oh font of wisdom.

**i_bleed_purple** · 05-04-2011, 03:09 PM

Dear BBQ,

Oh how I long to gaze into your tiny beady black eyes, feel your bill brush against mine. Sitting alone together, gazing at the stars, doing nothing at all. Embracing in a warm hug before bed, and a nice soft gummer when I wake up (Platypi don't have teeth right?)

I trust you feel the same