BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

**BadlandsVikings** · 11-24-2009, 01:01 AM

Dear BBQ,

How old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real?

**Bkfldviking** · 11-24-2009, 09:59 AM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

How old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real?

He's NOT??
Since when?

**BBQ Platypus** · 11-24-2009, 05:29 PM

"gregair13" wrote:

Dear BBQ,
Is The Price is Right the best daily show on tv?

What, you mean with that fat guy hosting?
Hell no!

They should bring that other guy back from the dead and have him host.

Wait, he is dead, right?
It's kinda hard to tell.

Hang on, I kinda forgot what I was saying.
We're talking about Whose Line is it Anyway?, right?

"gregair13" wrote:

Why do I have the song Uptown Girl stuck in my head?

Oh, I can think of a few reasons...most but not all of which have to do with some underlying sexual issues.

"Marrdro" wrote:

Quick question for you My Farvish Friend.
I have Saturday off (not scheduled).
Should I fix the leaky shower or bow hunt Bambi?

Bow hunt your leaky shower.
You'll kill two birds with one stone.

**Purple_Jesus** · 11-24-2009, 05:34 PM

Dear BBQ.

Why is it that I bleed purple and piss green?

**SharperImage** · 11-24-2009, 05:47 PM

Dear BBQ

How come Minnesota won't build us a stadium? Do you think if we ask Bill Gates nicely, he'll forward us a couple of billion bucks? He can afford it!

**Marrdro** · 11-25-2009, 09:07 AM

Dear BBQ,

Deep fry the bird or smoke the bird this year?
One planning factor to take in mind, I am also smoking a ham.
I await your infinate wisdom.
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**V4L** · 11-26-2009, 03:00 PM

Dear BBQ

Do I drink too often?

**bbqplatypus318** · 08-30-2010, 01:39 AM

Hey there ho there, everypeoples. I is back. Unfortunately, after discussing the matter extensively with my legions of corporate lackeys, I have determined that this thread actually sucks. Market research dictates that this thread is now about eccentric neckwear.

Because nothing says "party" like a plaid ascot.

**bbqplatypus318** · 08-30-2010, 01:45 AM

Also, this necktie looks like a hot dog.

**bbqplatypus318** · 08-30-2010, 01:57 AM

Sometimes I wonder if the two cases of Diet Coke and Red Bull I drink per day have had an adverse effect on the inner workings of my brain.

No matter. Here's a picture of a dog wearing a bowtie.