BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

**gregair13** · 04-19-2009, 11:13 PM

Dear BBQ,

Are you still answering questions?

Love,

Greg

**BadlandsVikings** · 07-01-2009, 01:04 AM

Dear BBQ:

did you sleep at neverland ranch and are you a farvesexual?

**BBQ Platypus** · 07-01-2009, 01:58 AM

"gregair13" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

Are you still answering questions?

Love,

Greg

**Prophet** · 07-02-2009, 11:51 AM

"BBQ" wrote:

"gregair13" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

Are you still answering questions?

Love,

Greg

lmao

**scottishvike** · 08-28-2009, 06:24 PM

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If a dogs sense of smell is a thousand times better than a humans, why do they go around sniffing each others arseholes all day?

Thank you, SV

**BBQ Platypus** · 09-01-2009, 01:46 AM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Dear BBQ, do you know the muffin man?

What sort of muffin man do you mean?
Do you mean a man who sells muffins, or a man who is made of muffins?

Because if it's the latter, I'm pretty sure I ate him.

"vikes2456" wrote:

Who is that man who stands above my bed as I'm sleeping?

What!?
How DARE you accuse me of placing monitoring devices and possibly occasionally perhaps maybe molesting you a little bit in your sleep!
I would never do such a...oh.
You didn't accuse me of that.

Um...forget I ever said anything.

"jkjuggalo" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

What happens when a person from Minnesota makes babies with a person from Wisconsin?

Thanks,
jk

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal.

No...wait.
That's what happens when the Ghostbusters cross the streams.

As for your question, I have no idea, but I hope to God the world never finds out.

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Dear BBQ:

did you sleep at neverland ranch and are you a farvesexual?

No and no.
The only guy I would go g*y for (if I had a gun to my head) would be Bruce Campbell.
Then again, seeing as how it's BRUCE F***ING CAMPBELL, I'm not even sure if I'd need a gun to my head.

"scottishvike" wrote:

If a dogs sense of smell is a thousand times better than a humans, why do they go around sniffing each others arseholes all day?

Thank you, SV

Because dogs fart rainbows, sunshine, and happy good feelings.

**BBQ Platypus** · 09-27-2009, 06:58 PM

Today I witnessed the resurgence of a great quarterback.

I am speaking, of course, about the great Keanu Reeves, star of the beloved classic, The Replacements.

Raging Bull can suck a big fat one.
For THIS is the true sports masterpiece of history.
Starring the one and only Ted Logan himself, along with the guy from Swingers and the Seven-Up Dude, this film is packed to the brim with star power.
Not since the great epics of the 1950s (or possibly Cannonball Run II) has such a massive amount of talent been assembled.
The only unknown is some no-name character actor named Eugene Hacksaw or something like that.

I watch this movie every day.
I eat it.
I breathe it.
I masturbate to it.

No, wait.
I'm thinking of Road House.
The Replacements actually sucks balls and you should never, ever watch it.

**BBQ Platypus** · 09-27-2009, 08:27 PM

Speaking of which, what the hell happened to Alex Winter?

I mean, seriously - I think you see his face on milk cartons now.

**gregair13** · 09-27-2009, 08:34 PM

Is the world actually going to end in 2012 or will it end before then?
Also, what do you think is the most likely ending for earth: zombies or aliens attack or sun burns out or a giant rock crashes into earth?