Thread: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

Dear BBQ,
is this one of your minions you speak of?

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"i_bleed_purple" wrote:

Dear BBQ,
is this one of your minions you speak of?

No.
I don't hire Germans.
(It's a long story - don't ask).

Dear BBQ,

Do you still have your evil penguins?

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

Do you still have your evil penguins?

Yes.
Why wouldn't I?

In fact, through my many evil experiments, I've been able to field bigger, faster, more powerful penguins.

Dear BBQ,

Why does Childress hate good QBs?

"marstc09" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

Why does Childress hate good QBs?

Because Fran Tarkenton ran over his dog.

dear BBQ,

if x > cake, while n is in Z [size=5pt]5[/size], what is the inverse of a toasted BLT?

"i_bleed_purple" wrote:

dear BBQ,

if x > cake, while n is in Z [size=5pt]5[/size], what is the inverse of a toasted BLT?

How am I supposed to answer that?
What, do you think I'm crazy or something?

Oh, wait.
That's right.
I AM crazy.

Well, the answer varies depending on the weather and the day of the week, but it's usually something shiny.
During normal banking hours on a Tuesday, for instance, it's some aluminum foil attached to a piece of string.

Dear BBQ,

When a horse breaks his leg they shoot it, why don't they shoot us when we break a leg?

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Dear BBQ,

When a horse breaks his leg they shoot it, why don't they shoot us when we break a leg?

I agree.
In fact, I think we should kill ALL the sick and infirm!
Better to be consistent, I say!

Thanks for giving me the idea!
It'll save money on health care when I take over the world.