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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,
    is this one of your minions you speak of?

    [youtube=425,350]d_4PsQbq_Sw[/youtube]


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,
    is this one of your minions you speak of?
    No.
    I don't hire Germans.
    (It's a long story - don't ask).


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Do you still have your evil penguins?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

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    Do you still have your evil penguins?
    Yes.
    Why wouldn't I?

    In fact, through my many evil experiments, I've been able to field bigger, faster, more powerful penguins.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Why does Childress hate good QBs?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "marstc09" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Why does Childress hate good QBs?
    Because Fran Tarkenton ran over his dog.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ,

    if x > cake, while n is in Z [size=5pt]5[/size], what is the inverse of a toasted BLT?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    dear BBQ,

    if x > cake, while n is in Z [size=5pt]5[/size], what is the inverse of a toasted BLT?
    How am I supposed to answer that?
    What, do you think I'm crazy or something?

    Oh, wait.
    That's right.
    I AM crazy.

    Well, the answer varies depending on the weather and the day of the week, but it's usually something shiny.
    During normal banking hours on a Tuesday, for instance, it's some aluminum foil attached to a piece of string.


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    Dear BBQ,

    When a horse breaks his leg they shoot it, why don't they shoot us when we break a leg?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    When a horse breaks his leg they shoot it, why don't they shoot us when we break a leg?
    I agree.
    In fact, I think we should kill ALL the sick and infirm!
    Better to be consistent, I say!

    Thanks for giving me the idea!
    It'll save money on health care when I take over the world.


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