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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,


    When, if ever, will IT happen?
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "erik5032" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    I have a plethora of questions that have been keeping me awake these past few nights... Please oh great one allow me to sleep by answering my questions.

    When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
    Yes.
    The top one is ALWAYS meant to be thrown away.
    And once you throw that one away, you need to throw away the top one of THOSE.
    And so on and so forth until you get to the secret prize at the bottom.

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    A wizard does it.

    Can fat people go skinny dipping?
    Yes, but that doesn't mean that they SHOULD.

    Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
    Yes.
    It's a horrible condition that results in you being afraid of yourself.

    If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
    No, unless it's a "How To" book.

    When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
    I don't know, but I'm pretty confident that dark sorcery is involved.

    What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
    Kill them both.
    That'll show 'em.


    Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
    I've already answered this question a VERY long time ago.
    Read a book, foo'.

    "Moi" wrote:
    No.
    They don't eat clowns because clowns are not human.
    I've looked into the clown anatomy and I've determined that the only possible scientific explanation behind how lame they are is that they are either aliens from Planet Lame (located in the Suck System), or are creatures of Satan sent to Earth to spread pain, scary-looking makeup, and sub-juvenile non-entertainment whenever KISS isn't around to do the same thing.

    They also won't eat your question because it tastes too much like something a second grader would say. :P

    How come we never hear about gruntled employees?
    Because normal people are boring.
    Also, "gruntled" isn't a word.


    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    Dear BBQ...

    If the cherries beat the pineapple to the fruitcake, which defeats the mango paste in table tennis. carry the championship where mango paste will eat the competition will the blueberries have to associate with the viral infection?
    What a ridiculous question.

    The answer, of course, is no.
    The Great Cosmic Space Turducken will intervene and save them.


    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    When, if ever, will IT happen?
    Probably when I actually build up enough confidence to actually talk to a girl.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BBQ" wrote:
    Probably when I actually build up enough confidence to actually talk to a girl.
    Most of us have struggled with that at some point in our life.
    I suspect you will figure out how to do it, talk to one that is....... ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    What is the cure for chronic urethra flatulence, otherwise known as "man-queefs?"

    (A friend wants to know)
    Rock out with your cock out!!!

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Will the Ginger Kid look good in Raven purple?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "jkjuggalo" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    What is the cure for chronic urethra flatulence, otherwise known as "man-queefs?"

    (A friend wants to know)
    It's a very involved, complicated process - one that I do not have the time or the room to explain here.
    Suffice to say that it involves pins, voodoo, and Brian Dunkleman.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Will the Ginger Kid look good in Raven purple?
    Who?
    Ron Weasley?

    What an odd question.
    I don't think wizards even play football.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    And now, from the ashes, more nothing arises.
    Hello, nothing.
    How I've missed you so.




    (This message brought to you by Durrrrrrrrrrgles. Durrrrrrrrrrgles...half-man, half-dog, half-speech impediment, half-actually-adding up to 200%...Durrrrrrrgles are basically Pringles designed by Communists.
    Durrrrrrrgles - made for, by, and of children).


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    Dear BBQ,

    How far away is under there and over yonder?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,


    Why do the minions try me on days like today?
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    My momma always said walkin' through a minefield is like openin' a box o' chocolates.
    Explodin' chocolates.
    You never know which one is gonna explode and kill you.


    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    How far away is under there and over yonder?
    Well, that depends on the values of the variables involved.
    If we assume under there and over yonder to be equal, we can give the result as (there / x) = (x / yonder) ("x under there equals x over yonder").
    The x's cancel out, thus revealing there to be equal to the inverse of yonder.
    After that, we...

    ...Hey!
    You're not really BadlandsViking!
    You're my high school math teacher in disguise, aren't you?
    AREN'T YOU!?

    [img width=450 height=471]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/51/Mathteacher.jpg[/img]

    Aha!
    I KNEW IT!
    You've been caught in the act, Mrs. Perkins!
    And now it's time for you to die.



    There.
    One more nemesis taken care of.
    I am now one step closer to WORLD DOMINATION!


    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Why do the minions try me on days like today?
    Hoo, boy, Marrdro.
    I know what you mean.
    Seriously, I do.
    Sometimes my loyal and brainwashed minions give me so much grief, sass, and backtalk that I have to throw them into a pit full of hungry bears to properly deal with them.

    Never fails to cheer me up.
    You should really get one.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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