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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    :-\ .

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ One,

    If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

    What's the speed of dark?

    If you run backwards will you gain weight?

    What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    dear BBQ, if your bike has a headlight on it, and you bike at the speed of light, would your light shine at all?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Honorable BBQ,

    If you shave your nose hairs do they come in thicker?
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...


    Dear BBQ, Whats the difference between 3? ???True or False...

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "gregair13" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    If someone wanted to buy the same brand of 'Pixie Sticks' that you get, where would you suggest the person should look?

    (this post was 3 years to the day after this topic was created. WOW)
    Silly person.
    Pixie Stix can't be bought at a store.
    Pixie Stix grow on magical pixie trees.
    I can't believe you didn't know that.

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    I borrowed some leftover foreskin from my neighbor and now it's caught in the zipper (badly).
    What should I do?
    I suggest you feed it to your dog.
    After all, it's no skin off your...oh, wait.
    Well, it's more like skin off your neighbor's, um..."assets"...anyway.

    "Mr Anderson" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    :-\
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    "erik5032" wrote:
    Dear BBQ One,

    If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
    You have created a massive black hole that will destroy the universe.

    "erik5032" wrote:
    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
    Because fire is evil and wants to hurt you.

    "erik5032" wrote:
    What's the speed of dark?
    Darkness spreads further and further with each new movie that Uwe Boll releases.

    "erik5032" wrote:
    If you run backwards will you gain weight?
    No, but it will make your butt travel backward in time.

    "erik5032" wrote:
    What happens when you get scared half-to-death twice?
    Depends on when it happens.
    If the second frightening happens long enough after the first, you will only be scared half to death, having fully recovered from the previous one.
    But if it's one right after the other, you're toast.

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    dear BBQ, if your bike has a headlight on it, and you bike at the speed of light, would your light shine at all?
    A bike?
    Traveling at the speed of light?
    I'm afraid I don't understand the question.
    There's no such thing.

    Unless...you've invented such a bike.
    This would be very useful for my plan to conquer Earth. Where can I find such a bike?
    TELL ME!
    Or I will destroy you!

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Honorable BBQ,

    If you shave your nose hairs do they come in thicker?
    Yeah, if you can get a razor down that deep into your nostrils.
    In which case, you must have a huge freaking nose.

    "PurpleTide" wrote:
    Dear BBQ, Whats the difference between 3? ???True or False...
    The difference between three is that one of it is both the same.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear Mr. Platypus,

    Where exactly are the bowels of the earth, and is it true that they have cancerous tumors?
    Rock out with your cock out!!!

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Mr. Platypus (if that's who you REALLY are...How do we know?),

    If she sells sea shells by the seashore, is the sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep sick?
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

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    If I had 2 apples and I threw one at a man who had one leg and he caught it with his missing leg and called me a mini cooper, could I run backwards into a black hole with ONLY a shirt on?

    Only if they were Granny Smith apples.
    And if you were wearing a white shirt.
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Do you have a significant other and if so are they as weird as you?
    I live in Antarctica with my theoretical tenth-dimensional wife and a head of lettuce.

    "V4L" wrote:
    Dear BBQ

    Do you like the song Cutty Buddy?
    Never heard of it.

    "jkjuggalo" wrote:
    Dear Mr. Platypus,

    Where exactly are the bowels of the earth, and is it true that they have cancerous tumors?
    The bowels of the Earth currently reside in a Detroit subdivision with his wife (Suzanne of the Earth), and two children (Peter Dennis Blandford of the Earth and the City of Detroit itself).
    The bowels of the Earth's agent insists that the rumors of cancerous tumors are false and brought about by tabloids looking to sell newspapers.

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Mr. Platypus (if that's who you REALLY are...How do we know?),

    If she sells sea shells by the seashore, is the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick?
    Well, Mr. Zilla (if you are indeed a giant lizard that shoots thunder as your name implies), that depends on how many pickle peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a paltry sum of pickle peppers, then it is probably pointless to press such a poor predicament.

    To address this in simpler terms, pickle peppers are the only medicine that can possibly cure what ails the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep.
    The seashells, you see, spread severe sickness in sailors and civilians by the seashore.


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