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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ

    Why dont people use 2 dollar bills more

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Since we know that women are the route of all evil, what is the route of all good?
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Did Jack and Jill really have to go up the hill?
    Yes.
    If they didn't, we wouldn't have the nursery rhyme.
    The entirety of both their previous lives up to that moment had led up to that event.
    It was their destiny to go up that hill that they may fall down it.

    Also, there was free beer at the top of the hill.
    (Don't believe that water B.S. - they just put in "water" because it kinda-sorta-almost rhymes with "after").

    "V4L" wrote:
    Dear BBQ

    Why dont people use 2 dollar bills more
    Because 2 dollar bills are evil.
    You didn't know that?

    (Seriously, a two-dollar bill tried to kill my sister once).

    "gregair13" wrote:
    Dear BBQ,

    Since we know that women are the route of all evil, what is the route of all good?
    Indeed.
    That women are the root of all evil is an established fact.
    Which makes it all the more tragic that the root of all good is boobies.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    I can't believe this thread is still going.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "Ltrey" wrote:
    I can't believe this thread is still going.
    I can't believe I haven't soiled my pants today.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BBQ" wrote:
    "Ltrey" wrote:
    I can't believe this thread is still going.
    I can't believe I haven't soiled my pants today.
    thats because you forgot to put them on this morning!

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "Ltrey" wrote:
    I can't believe this thread is still going.
    I can my friend.
    This is one of the best threads on the site.
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Long time reader, first time poster...

    Do the ends really justify the means?

    ex. If i was to go back in time and execute Baby Hitler would that be the right thing to do?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    If I had 2 apples and I threw one at a man who had one leg and he caught it with his missing leg and called me a mini cooper, could I run backwards into a black hole with ONLY a shirt on?

    Been on my mind for a while, feels good to get it out. :P
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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Thank you for answering my previous question. Since you have such wealth of knowledge, I have another question for you.

    Since the true meaning of life may never be determined and might just be individualistic, do sex offenders live more fulfilling lives (unless they are caught) because they take what they want when they want it and stop at nothing to get it?
    We're bringing purple back.

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