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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    MORAL: Stabbing people is a clean, fun, and invigorating activity.
    Go out and stab someone if you haven't already.


    "This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    If a fool and his money are soon parted how did he get the money in the first place?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "BBQ" wrote:
    MORAL: Stabbing people is a clean, fun, and invigorating activity.
    Go out and stab someone if you haven't already.
    Or do as Will Ferrell did and stab yourself in the leg.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "Garland" wrote:
    If a fool and his money are soon parted how did he get the money in the first place?
    Damned if he knows.
    He's a fool.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    So what if I don't want anything, can i still stab someone?
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "gregair13" wrote:
    So what if I don't want anything, can i still stab someone?
    Of course.
    Unmotivated stabbings are the funnest kind.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ

    If everything that ever lived, died, and everyone dead will never live again, why does my foot hurt?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    Dear BBQ

    If everything that ever lived, died, and everyone dead will never live again, why does my foot hurt?
    Your foot hurts because it fell asleep.

    As you know, sleeping is sort of like death.
    So your foot woke up and became sort of like a zombie.
    It's a little-known fact that being a zombie is very painful.
    Therefore, your foot sort of hurts because it is sort of a zombie.


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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    Why do stupid people have kids?

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    Re: BBQ Ate Too Many Pixie Sticks for Breakfast This Morning...

    Dear BBQ,

    If you had a animal that no one had ever seen before, how would you know what its DNA looked like?

    (Glad to see you back getting us on track my friend.
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